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 Tall Clare 01 Aug 2013
It's Yorkshire Day! Hurrah!

<ahem>

Does any other county have a day, and if so, do they shout about it so vigorously?

Some Monty Python for you (no, not the Four Yorkshiremen): https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YPSzPGrazPo
 teflonpete 01 Aug 2013
In reply to Tall Clare:

I've just celebrated Yorkshire Day down here in London. I just went outside into the sunshine and boiled my head...
 lummox 01 Aug 2013
In reply to Tall Clare: There's a house on the edge of Menston that flies a hyuuuge White Rose flag year round ; )
 the sheep 01 Aug 2013
In reply to Tall Clare:
This is a good one too.
youtube.com/watch?v=JiW_D8U66MA&
Clauso 01 Aug 2013
In reply to Tall Clare:

It may well be Yorkshire Day, but the test is at Lancashire.
Removed User 01 Aug 2013
In reply to Tall Clare: I'm celebrating by going climbing in Lancashire.
 Arms Cliff 01 Aug 2013
In reply to Tall Clare: That's a great sketch not seen it before!
 peppermill 01 Aug 2013
In reply to Tall Clare:
I am celebrating with a cup of Yorkshire tea and a good read through the latest Wisden. Later I shall don my flat cap and walk the whippet down to the shops. I'll tie the dog up outside Tesco and walk up and down the aisles pointing at items shouting 'ow much!!!!'

Most importantly though, I'll not be spending any bloody money.
 Chris the Tall 01 Aug 2013
In reply to Tall Clare:
I'm not sure which is worse - Lesley Garret's screeching or Brian Blessed's rapping

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-23528191

P.S. Isn't "Mary Jane" usually a reference to Marijuana ? Brings a whole new meaning to the song !
In reply to Tall Clare:

No need, us Lancastrians are innately superior so once the tykes have had their day we get on with the rest of the year to ourselves

ALC
 peppermill 01 Aug 2013
In reply to a lakeland climber:
Us Yorkshire folk have six toes on each foot. How on earth can you say that you are superior?
 Escher 01 Aug 2013
In reply to Tall Clare: They had a little feature about it on the Today Programme this morning, I thought the first story was very funny.

Clip here:-

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01dklrf
 Dauphin 01 Aug 2013
In reply to Chris the Tall:

that is appalling

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OP Tall Clare 01 Aug 2013
In reply to Escher:

You are an absolute star - I've just plugged in my headphones to find that exact clip for a newsletter I'm sending out. Happy day!
Removed User 01 Aug 2013
In reply to Tall Clare:

Not that I'm a fan, but this one was funny

youtube.com/watch?v=IR9Zdgv2Kag&
 Rampikino 01 Aug 2013
In reply to Tall Clare:

Happy Yorkshire Day...








You great bunch of softies.
 teflonpete 01 Aug 2013
In reply to Tall Clare:

Just got an email with a few Yorkshire related jokes:

Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs. Apparently, Yorkshire club goers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth.

Police say the dangerous practice is called "e by gum"
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A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."
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A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"
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Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"
Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"
BrumSparky 02 Aug 2013
In reply to teflonpete:
Laughing like a drain.
Thanks for those.
 pebbles 02 Aug 2013
In reply to teflonpete: brilliant
 Charlie_Leeds 04 Aug 2013
In reply to Tall Clare: Yorkshire is a place, Yorkshire is a state of mind!!

youtube.com/watch?v=vanhbElnx70&

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