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 3leggeddog 02 Sep 2014
Now that Arcteryx have laid claim to the Lake District with their sales pitch, sorry, "revival".

Which companies do you think would make the most appropriate crag sponsors.

To start the ball rolling

Gogarth, Marks and Spencer's, on account of the amount of fresh underwear required.

Giggleswick, McDonalds, quick, convenient and unsatisfactory.

Stanage, Andrex, some soft, some strong and very, very long.

Ok so the last one was a bit poor.

Over to you
 ewar woowar 02 Sep 2014
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Craig Pant Ifan - KFC (Finger-lickin' good!)
 ewar woowar 02 Sep 2014
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Deer Bield Buttress - Vanish
 ewar woowar 02 Sep 2014
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Dove Crag - That famous white soap which is 1/3 moisuriser!
 ewar woowar 02 Sep 2014
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Millstone - Mortgage4You (Yes they do exist!)
 Coel Hellier 02 Sep 2014
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Roaches -- Rentokil.

OP 3leggeddog 02 Sep 2014
In reply to ewar woowar:

You guys are good!

Denham Quarry, Evostick not because it is loose but because it is a shared use venue with the local glue sniffers, or it was back in 1986
 Coel Hellier 02 Sep 2014
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Stoney Middleton -- Brasso.
 Jon Stewart 02 Sep 2014
In reply to Coel Hellier:

Hen Cloud - B&Q (I presume that's where you get sandbags from?)
 jsmcfarland 02 Sep 2014
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Dinas Mot - The North Face....it's f*cking cold there most of the year.
 Dave Ferguson 02 Sep 2014
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Gable Crag - The X Factor - coz its full of winter wannabees
 Tom Last 02 Sep 2014
In reply to 3leggeddog:
Blackchurch - RBS (dark, loose and nobody trusts it anymore)
Post edited at 23:41
 ewar woowar 03 Sep 2014
In reply to 3leggeddog:

The Cioch Block, Burbage S. Qy - The Labour Party
abseil 03 Sep 2014
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Avon Cosmetics could sponsor that famous city crag in Bristol ... what was the name of the crag again, I just can't remember it...
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Hound Tor- Pedigree chum.

Haytor - Fisons

Roche Rock - Rizla

Bosigran - Willows Care Home.
 Greenbanks 03 Sep 2014
In reply to 3leggeddog:

The Wiltons - carpets
Shepherds - Shepherd Neame
pasbury 03 Sep 2014
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Dumbarton Rock - Buckie
 Iain Peters 03 Sep 2014
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Sron na Ciche - Bravissimo

Lustleigh Cleave- Anne Somers

Henna Cliff - Co-Op Funeralcare

Berry Head - Ribena
 Bulls Crack 03 Sep 2014
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Horseshoe - LIDL - depressing, cheap and nasty but with the odd good find

Harper Hill - LIDL c 1990 depressing, cheap and nasty

 johncook 03 Sep 2014
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Yarncliffe Quarry; Joint effort, Rentokil and Mr Sheen with input from Tarmac sand and aggregates.
 GrahamD 03 Sep 2014
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Portland - Center Parcs

Designer fun for the unadventurous




btw
 Jon Stewart 03 Sep 2014
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Chee Tor - Weedol
 Bulls Crack 03 Sep 2014
In reply to Bulls Crack:

> Horseshoe - LIDL - depressing, cheap and nasty but with the odd good find

> Harper Hill - LIDL c 1990 depressing, cheap and nasty

Actually they're not cheap are they? so something depressing expensive and nasty.....Hamleys?
OP 3leggeddog 03 Sep 2014
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Sharp Edge, Gillette
 Hat Dude 03 Sep 2014
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Baggy Point -West Bromwich Building Society
 Andy Hardy 03 Sep 2014
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Yarncliff, The Daily Mail
Pant Ifan, Knickerbox
Gimmer Crag, The Sunshine Home for the Terminally Belwildered
 cwarby 03 Sep 2014
In reply to 3leggeddog:
Bus Stop Quarry - National Express
The Castle - English Heritage
The Cuttings - Kew Gardens
Goblin Coombe - NHS (National Elf Service)
Cheddar - Cathedral City
 balmybaldwin 03 Sep 2014
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Sacred angel (portland) - the catholic church
Battleship edge (portland) - the royal navy
Pregnant pause area - A family planning clinic
Smokey hole - local chimney sweep
Dancing ledge - Strictly come dancing
Cheddar gorge - cathedral city
 Cardi 03 Sep 2014
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Suicide Wall, Idwal - The Samaritans
 ewar woowar 03 Sep 2014
In reply to Cardi:

Like!
 mike123 03 Sep 2014
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Shepherds ...gregs pasties . The only lakes crag for people who don't like to walk very far.
 ewar woowar 03 Sep 2014
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Celestial Twins - Jedward

Maybe not eh?
 ewar woowar 03 Sep 2014
In reply to 3leggeddog:

St Bees - Gale's Honey
 ewar woowar 03 Sep 2014
In reply to 3leggeddog:

High Tor - Looney Tunes (Sylvester & Tweety Pie)

 DerwentDiluted 03 Sep 2014
In reply to 3leggeddog:
Curbar optimistically sponsored by no more nails.

Ramshaw is now sponsored by popular midge repellant 'Skinned so oft'
Post edited at 22:51
 Greenbanks 03 Sep 2014
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Black Crag - Blacks
Bench Tor - Crown Prosecution Servixe
 Jon Stewart 03 Sep 2014
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Baslow Edge brought to you by Highland Toffee
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Luckey Tor - The National Lottery.

Irishman's Wall - Jewsons.

Bonehill Rocks - Co-op funeral services.

Great Staple Tor - Office World (do you have them there?)

Little Mis Tor - Primark.

Leather Tor - Anne Summers.

 pebbles 04 Sep 2014
In reply to 3leggeddog:

simons seat - DFS
 Hat Dude 04 Sep 2014
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Shorn Cliff - Philishave
In reply to 3leggeddog:

Wreckers Slab - Trinity House
Daddyhole Main Cliff - The NSPCC
 Stone Idle 07 Sep 2014
In reply to Samuel Wainwright:

Chair Ladder - DFS and Wickes

Robins Rocks - Reliant

Wicca Pillar - Witches Brew
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