In reply to Just Another Dave:
Small world climbing; I must have bumped into 20 or 30 "legends" over the years and have been pleasantly surprised by how friendly and down to earth most of them have been. Some of my most enduring memories?
Meeting the evergreen Angela Soper, effortlessly lapping some highballs, at Slipstones; when my son was about 6 or 7 years old. The sprog was getting a bit fed up with proceedings and starting to whinge so, instead of taking umbrage about the distraction, Angela took him off for a spot of foraging. The pair of them returned about an hour later with big grins and and even bigger black rings around their mouths; after feasting on the billberries growing beneath the crag.
Being pointed at my first E4
Wings of Unreason (E4 6a), by Andi Turner, during a day on the Skyline and then cruising it. Yes, it's a soft touch, for lanky gets, but being told I could do it (by a local legend) gave me the confidence to have a go. I then sat in a hole in the track, about 30 yards back from the edge, to belay him up the route while he stripped the gear for me; even though he must have soloed it many times before. I've bumped into Andi on other occasions, since then, and he always seems so willing to share his psyche for climbing.
Sharing a smoke and a chat on a belay with "Caff", whilst he and Emma Twyford were climbing
Impact Day (E8 6c) and me and little bro' were climbing
Astra (E2 5c); giving us the opportunity to witness 2 smooth ascents of a properly hard route at close quarters. The thing that still tickles me was being burnt off by Emma on the walk in. She was carrying a pack that was bigger than she is, with twin ropes on top of it, whilst me and little bro' puffed and panted our way up the hill under our half racks and split ropes. On reaching the base of Pavey Ark, Emma asked if we were looking for
Jack's Rake (Grade-1) and pointed us in the right direction; we must have looked the part on that day
Having some old gadge offering to second me on the diect start to
Cracked Actor (E2 5c) E3ish; after Ms Plum discovered that it was still a bit beyond her. As he cruised up the route, showing no sign of strain, I thought "he's moving well for an old boy". The "old boy" turned out to be Rob Matheson; hardly living up to his Angry Pensioner image.
In order to save the blushes of Ms Plum, I will save my "Mooning Tom Randall" story for another occasion; even though I still can't think of it without a slight giggle.
I hope this isn't too "Kardashians" for the critics and if it is fcuk 'em.
Good night all.