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 Sean Kelly 06 Feb 2016
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2016/02/04/joe-alaskey-voice-of-bugs-bunny-an...
Apparently the voice behind Bugs Bunny has just died. I'd like to think that his last words were...
"What's up Doc?"
 felt 06 Feb 2016
In reply to Sean Kelly:

It's a great shame that Wilde never said, "Either those curtains go or I do."
 Brass Nipples 06 Feb 2016
In reply to Sean Kelly:

I don't feel well....

 Glyno 06 Feb 2016
In reply to Sean Kelly:

"they couldn't hit an elephant from that dist..."

- General John Sedgwick
andymac 06 Feb 2016
In reply to Sean Kelly:

Don't be stupid boy!

You don't get Icebergs this far South!.......

Oh Turd!

 DerwentDiluted 06 Feb 2016
In reply to Sean Kelly:

Don't worry, it's not loa. ....

Not sure who, but it was from the book 'famous last words'
Removed User 06 Feb 2016
In reply to andymac:

who said that?
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In reply to Sean Kelly:

Take!
andymac 06 Feb 2016
In reply to Removed Userena sharples:

> who said that?

James Dean?
 GridNorth 06 Feb 2016
In reply to Sean Kelly:

Apparently WC Fields, a life time atheist, was found thumbing through a Bible. When asked why he reputedly said in his well known American tone "I'm looking for a loophole"

Al
Removed User 06 Feb 2016
In reply to Sean Kelly:

Spike Milligan; "I told you I was ill" but in Gaelic.
 Chris Harris 06 Feb 2016
In reply to Removed UserDeleted bagger:

> Spike Milligan; "I told you I was ill" but in Gaelic.

On his grave, not his last words.
Gone for good 06 Feb 2016
In reply to Sean Kelly:

"I'm just going outside. I may be gone some time."
Titus Oates. Antartica 17th March 1912.
 Big Ger 06 Feb 2016
In reply to Sean Kelly:

"Hey, watch this!!

Every second redneck.
 Rob Exile Ward 06 Feb 2016
In reply to felt:

I thought he said 'I'm dying beyond my means'.
 Rob Exile Ward 06 Feb 2016
In reply to Sean Kelly:

'Bugger Bognor' was not bad - shows rare wit for a member of the Royal family.
 Andy Morley 07 Feb 2016
In reply to Gone for good:

> "I'm just going outside. I may be gone some time." > Titus Oates. Antartica 17th March 1912.

Oh FFS that was Captain Lawrence Oates.
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 robandian 07 Feb 2016
In reply to Sean Kelly:

Won,t be long dear - have patience!







Reeva Steenkamp
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Gone for good 07 Feb 2016
In reply to Andy Morley:

> Oh FFS that was Captain Lawrence Oates.

Known to friends and family as Titus. FFS It was Scott that wrote his last words in the diary, not me!
 Andy Morley 07 Feb 2016
In reply to Gone for good:

> Known to friends and family as Titus. FFS It was Scott that wrote his last words in the diary, not me!

In that case I'll let you off. There was a real Titus Oates though, way back.
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Jim C 07 Feb 2016
In reply to Andy Morley:

> In that case I'll let you off. There was a real Titus Oates though, way back.

Various versions online, and oft misquoted , but the most common seems to be :-
"I am just going outside and may be some time."

Not 'gone' sometime .
But we get the drift
 Trangia 07 Feb 2016
In reply to Sean Kelly:

"The weather report is favourable for tomorrow. With God’s help, I feel hopeful. The men are in splendid spirits. The wire has never been so well cut, nor the Artillery preparation so thorough."

General Sir Douglas Haig's diary entry on the eve of the opening of the Battle of the Somme. The next day proved to be the most disastrous day ever suffered by a British army with 60,000 casualties of whom nearly 20,000 were killed - mainly due to the wire proving to be uncut by the artillery preparation.
In reply to Trangia:

I don't want to die / I'm scared of dying / I'm sorry etc.

By 'the many'.
 The Potato 07 Feb 2016
In reply to Sean Kelly:
I don't know of any but I can think of some...

Do you think it looks hungry?
I definitely switched the power off.
Nah Ive done this loads of times
Is this loaded?
One anchor is more than enough
But I never wear a helmet
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 Trangia 07 Feb 2016
In reply to Sean Kelly:
No need to rope up, it's only a V Diff...........
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 ThunderCat 07 Feb 2016
In reply to Sean Kelly:

"KHAQQ calling Itasca. We must be on you, but cannot see you. Gas is running low."
Last radio communiqué before her disappearance. Amelia Earhart, d. 1937

(nicked from www.corsinet.com/braincandy/dying.html)

 ThunderCat 07 Feb 2016
In reply to Sean Kelly:

Villa, Francisco `Pancho' (1878-1923) "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."
 Trangia 07 Feb 2016
In reply to Eeyore:

> I don't want to die / I'm scared of dying / I'm sorry etc.

> By 'the many'.

In fairness to the men who died I don't think they thought like that. They were full of infectious optimism and buoyed up by the mistaken belief that they were going to succeed in the "big push". They thought it was going to be a walk over. Yes, they realised that there were going to be casualties and they genuinely believed they were going to be light. Of course they all hoped that it wouldn't be them, but they were prepared to do their duty for cause they believed in "for King and Country". We might mock this concept these days, but it was an ideal firmly held by each and every one of them, because they were all volunteers. No one had any idea of the disaster that was to unfold and they never knew because the dead are beyond feeling or knowledge in retrospect.....

Gone for good 07 Feb 2016
In reply to Trangia:
I very much doubt they felt like that in 1917. Fatalism was the prevailing emotion by that time rather than the fervour of patriotism!
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In reply to Trangia:

> In fairness to the men who died I don't think they thought like that.

I don't dispute what they thought might happen, I just wanted to express what might of been their last words.
 deepsoup 07 Feb 2016
In reply to ThunderCat:
Blimey. That one's a bit poignant.
Gone for good 07 Feb 2016
 Dauphin 07 Feb 2016
In reply to Eeyore:

Relative of mine died in it. Came back from the front for two weeks R&R before the big push, told the family he was going back to die. 19 years old.

D
 Trangia 07 Feb 2016
In reply to Gone for good:

I agree. 1916 and the Somme was the turning point and the end of the fervour of the New Army. The soldiers of 1917/18 were conscripts, who still did their duty, as you say with fatalism, yet a surprising determination to "get the job done". Lyn MacDonald explores this in depth in her book "To The Last Man", and her research and interviews with veterans shows that they were proud of what they had done and did not regard themselves as victims.

She explodes the myth that conscripts make poor and unwilling soldiers.
 buzby 07 Feb 2016
In reply to Sean Kelly:

"He will have some feckers eye out with that." King Harold. :>))
 DerwentDiluted 08 Feb 2016
In reply to Sean Kelly:
Kismet Hardy...

Horatio Nelson elequently reflecting on his life ending at the moment of his greatest triumph, and for the next 200yrs everyone just thinks he wanted mansnogs.
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 thomm 08 Feb 2016
In reply to DerwentDiluted:
Or was that just a supposedly more manly Victorian reinterpretation? (Hardy did kiss him, after all.)
In reply to Sean Kelly: "hey, is my go pro light on?"
 Al Evans 08 Feb 2016
In reply to MysteriousCeorl:

I think Jimmy Jewels last word was 'Shit' as he fell off Poor Mans Peuterey an easy solo in trainers for the man who had soloed The Axe and most other welsh classics up to E4.
 DerwentDiluted 08 Feb 2016
In reply to thomm:

So you think he might actually have said <in the voice of Kenneth Williams>

"Ooooh 'ello sailor, wiv me eyes 'alf closed yer look just like Emma 'amilton"
OP Sean Kelly 08 Feb 2016
In reply to Al Evans:

> I think Jimmy Jewels last word was 'Shit' as he fell off Poor Mans Peuterey an easy solo in trainers for the man who had soloed The Axe and most other welsh classics up to E4.

Al, I have met so many people who were on that crag when Jimmy died. Boy, it must have been crowded!
In reply to Sean Kelly:

"Ah, what the f*ck?"

I can't remember his name, all of a sudden. An American climber falling past the party he'd come to rescue on El Cap. Jim Madsen, do I mean?

jcm
 Andy Hardy 09 Feb 2016
In reply to Sean Kelly:

Apparently Tom Simpson's last words were "on, on, on" (after he'd asked Harry Hall to put him back on his bike)

(from Simpson's biography by W. Fotheringham)
 Tom Valentine 09 Feb 2016
In reply to Sean Kelly:

"Get out here ! I'm getting killed!Hit him with a pan!"

Timothy Treadwell's plea to girlfriend after grizzly began its fatal attack on him (and later, her)
 Tom Valentine 09 Feb 2016
In reply to Tom Valentine:

My mistake. Treadwell did not tell her to use a pan, the girl did it by her own initiative, causing it to loose its grip on his head and attack his leg then drag him away.
Clauso 09 Feb 2016
In reply to Sean Kelly:

"Giving a hell of a bloody row in here... I can't see anything... I've got the bows out... I'm going... U-hh..."

Donald Campbell in Bluebird K7
 EarlyBird 09 Feb 2016
In reply to Sean Kelly:

The great cyclist Jacques Anquetil to Raymond Poulidor, who was forever just behind him at the finish line: "Poor Raymond, so, I go before you. Once again you come second".
 Al Evans 09 Feb 2016
In reply to Sean Kelly:

> Al, I have met so many people who were on that crag when Jimmy died. Boy, it must have been crowded!

I wasn't there, it's just hearsay.
In reply to Sean Kelly:

German Finance Minister Wolfgang Schaeubel (today) "I'm not concerned about Deutsche bank."
 LJJ77 15 Feb 2016
In reply to Sean Kelly:
" better to burn out than to fade away", Kurt Cobain
And i believe the bad guy in Highlander said it aswell but they weren't his last words!
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 wercat 16 Feb 2016
In reply to Sean Kelly:
Was it Nigel Lawson who uttered the immortal assessment in the 80s "Only a blip ..." Just like the weather forecaster before the great storm of October 1987
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 Hat Dude 16 Feb 2016
In reply to Sean Kelly:

"Drink to me, drink to my health. You know I can't drink anymore."

Picasso's last words immortalised in song by Paul McCartney
drmarten 16 Feb 2016
In reply to Hat Dude:

Not last words but I like the story of the funeral of the person who invented the USB connection.
Apparently they lowered the coffin in but it wouldn't fit so they lifted it back out, turned it round and it went in the second time.
 eltankos 16 Feb 2016
In reply to drmarten:

A bit like trying to get the writer of the hokey cokey in their coffin, they put the left leg in.....then the fun started.
Moley 17 Feb 2016
In reply to Sean Kelly:

Not last words, nor from anyone famous but a farmer friend up the valley refers to certain people as being "Educated beyond their intelligence".
 Indy 17 Feb 2016
In reply to Sean Kelly:

On Spike Milligan's gravestone "I told you I was ill"
 Rob Davies 19 Feb 2016
In reply to Sean Kelly:

This guy must be a more recent voice for the characters. The classic cartoons from the 40s and 50s were nearly all voiced by the genius Mel Blanc who died in 1989: my favourite gravestone of all time: name, dates, Star of David, "Man of a 100 Voices" and

"That's All, Folks!"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mel_Blanc#/media/File:Mel_Blanc_4-15-05.JPG
 Mick Ward 19 Feb 2016
In reply to Trangia:

> The wire has never been so well cut, nor the Artillery preparation so thorough."

Didn't know that. Have just lost another smidgeon of igorance. We all make mistakes, but...

Mick

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