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Dark matter has finally been identified.

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 Billy the fish 31 Oct 2016
"The mysterious ‘dark matter’ which is believed to hold the universe together has been positively identified as coffee, astrophysicists have confirmed."

http://newsthump.com/2016/10/21/dark-matter-which-holds-reality-together-fi...
 d_b 31 Oct 2016
In reply to Billy the fish:

Maybe, maybe not. I reckon there's a 50% chance that a grad student on an all nighter accidentally spilled some in the detector.
 Bootrock 31 Oct 2016
In reply to Billy the fish:

Pfft. Old news, it's already been discovered. And it's not coffee. It's rum.
http://www.darkmatterdistillers.com
 wercat 01 Nov 2016
In reply to Bootrock:

with traces of marmite
 Bootrock 01 Nov 2016
In reply to wercat:

How very dare you. Don't desecrate my beautiful drink with Marmite.

Marmite is a chemical weapon.

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