In reply to zimpara:
I've always had this image of you as the type of person who would rock one of those "wacky hats" Zimp, you know, brightly coloured with lots of multicoloured little spikes on it, or perhaps lots bright orange fake hair on top. The type that says "look at me! I'm like TOTALLY zany!" Don't spoil it with a boring black power stretch thing.
To crush hard you need a woolly beanie knitted by your nan. To crush really hard you need one that looks like that but actually comes from a factory and has Red Bull on it.