In reply to JEF:
Well now.
On one of those typical January weekends, not cold enough for snow and ice but grey, damp and discouraging, a friend and I, experienced alpine climbers both, planned to climb a gully on Scafell, possibly
Slingsby's Chimney Route (VD). When we arrived at the head of Borrowdale we discovered we had neither map nor compass and the mist was down almost to our ankles. These were the days when the passion to do something burned more brightly than the rather more sensible desire to stay in the pub and, not discouraged by our lack of any navigational equipment, we shouldered rucksacks heavy with climbing gear and set off aiming for the Corridor route to Scafell crag.
After a couple of hours when the certainty that instinct and memory would guide us the right way was gradually replaced by the certainty that we'd gone the wrong way, we arrived at a summit where sensible people were sitting. Unembarrassed, we asked them where they thought we were; it turned out to be the summit of Scafell Pike. After a minor 'wtf?' moment and a bite to eat, we set off in essentially zero visibility on the path to Scafell. That path was clear, at first, then it and we parted somewhere. We pressed on, knowing that it couldn't be too far away and that the crag would be close at hand, twenty minutes or so should see us there.
After forty minutes or so we admitted to ourselves that we hadn't a clue where we were. It was with a sense of inevitability that when, a little later on, we approached a group of people gathered by a familiar summit that we were back on top of Scafell Pike. At this point better judgement prevailed and we decided to head back to the car.
However, the day was not done with us. On the way down, we took a right turn somewhere we shouldn't have and found ourselves out of the mist looking down at the valley of Langstrath. After a brief bout of cursing, we accepted that walking out down the valley and then back up Borrowdale to the car was marginally better than heading back into the mist to find the right way. So down we went.
Langstrath is, as the name might suggest, a fair walk from the top to the bottom and the walk back up Borrowdale to the car seemed a fair way too, burdened as we were with heavy climbing sacks and after a long walk where we'd achieved nothing we intended, only had any idea where we were in the mist when other people told us and had come down entirely the wrong way. We had, I think, been the first of our group to get going that morning and we were the last to get back; tired in body and spirit, a pint has rarely tasted as sweet as the first one did that evening.
T.