UKC

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38319283

Great , all we need is Rozzers with meeja studies degrees form the University of Basildon.

What we want is a proper Plod.

A proper copper is someone who is good with their fists, who gets suspended at least once a week, solves the crime by going to a dodgy pub and leaning on the local grass, (give him a couple of slaps and a greasy tenner before he sings like a canary) then off at 100mph in his Ford Granada, with a few handbrake turns on the corners and ideally driving down a narrow alley knocking bins over, arriving just in time to catch the blag that's going down at the bookies with the Richardson mob.
Reinstated by his boss ,with a quick Scotch from the filing cabinet , then off to the pub with the rest of the Flying Squad.

In reply to Cú Chullain:

The Sweeny's doing 90 'cause they've got the word to go
To get a gang of villains in a shed up at Heathrow
They're counting out the fivers when the handcuffs lock again
In and out of Wandsworth with the numbers on their names
It's funny how their Missus always looks the bleeding same
And meanwhile at the station, there's a couple of likely lads
Who swear like how's your father and they're very cool for cats
They're cool for cats (Cool for cats)

In reply to Cú Chullain:

Makes me want to watch Life on Mars again

In reply to Chris the Tall:

Shut it you slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag