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I really enjoyed this. Brilliant. If the world’s greatest climber was who I think he was, I once took him to your old stomping ground Kenilworth Castle. He had never climbed there before but seeing as we both lived in Leicestershire it wasn’t that far to go.
I wanted to go home the same night but the world’s greatest wouldn’t stop traversing. We ended up dossing outside a pavilion-cum-sports shed, in the park. First thing in the morning the shed door burst open and out rides a gardener on a sit-on lawnmower. The world’s greatest and I are sleeping foot to foot either side of the door. There’s a flurry of feathers followed by a high-pitched squeaky scream. The bottom of the world’s greatest’s sleeping bag had been mown.
To think, if the world’s greatest climber had been a bit taller we would have had the climbing equivalent of Douglas Bader, and a rival to Norman Croucher. He could have called his autobiography Reach for the Ground.
I could have got the world’s greatest climber wrong. Either way I much preferred watching you climb – far more style… on the rock, and on the page.
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