In reply to bouldery bits:
Packaging that states "Peel here" must peel there. It also must peel off all of the film all of the time, not just remove the "Peel here" tab, making the packaging as accessible as Pink Floyd - Umma Gumma.
Change in shops shall be given in this order: coins, notes, receipt. Anyone putting coins on top of opened up notes into the customer's one free hand, shall be shot.
Flat whites are required to be stronger than a latte. Any coffee shop serving flat whites that are really just small lattes will be forced to half the price of all their cakes for a week, so that it will be only £2 for a tiny piece of flapjack.
Steering wheels are not able to be turned further than 30 degrees from centre without the correct indicator on.
All town planners must be forced to cycle to work for three months on any new cycle infrastructure.
Chilli flavour anything must be hot.
Free bread in all restaurants.
I could go on.