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 edhawk21 28 Apr 2017
So the other day I purchased my first pair of more performance orientated shoes (Boreal Lynx). as they are close fitting compared to previous shoes iv noticed that a small air gap occurs sometimes when climbing.. then I jump of and the resultant noise can be a bit embarrassing... anyone else experience this issue?
 wilkie14c 28 Apr 2017
In reply to edhawk21:

do your shoe farts smell? That is the question
OP edhawk21 28 Apr 2017
In reply to wilkie14c:

My shoes do but that's another point... I should invest in some boot bananas or something really
 Mick r 28 Apr 2017
In reply to edhawk21:

I had a pair once that expelled a small amount of air, with associated noise as I walked, every single step. not sure which was more embarrassing. walking towards the toilet, or away from

 mrteale 28 Apr 2017
In reply to edhawk21:

I have experienced this before and it normally goes away once you break the shoes in a bit. If the problem worsens however, it can lead to ' shoe sharts' which really does make a mess.
 Max Clarke 28 Apr 2017
In reply to edhawk21:

I've had this before. I found it to be the result of a very slightly ill fitted shoe. Not necessarily too big, just not quite the shape of my foot. Once the shoes were broken in I started wearing a super thin pair of socks which filled the tiny little areas of extra volume and the shoe felt more supportive and the shoe farts stopped. Might be worth a try!

It also stopped the shoes from smelling, which was nice.
 Skyfall 28 Apr 2017
In reply to edhawk21:

What it's a Friday and the thread hasn't yet deteriorated any further.....?!
 Trangia 28 Apr 2017
In reply to edhawk21:
My shoes don't fart but my arse does when I jump or climb over a style
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 bouldery bits 28 Apr 2017
In reply to edhawk21:

Puerile.























:P
OP edhawk21 28 Apr 2017
In reply to Max Clarke:

Glad I'm not the only one.. plus it's nice to get a real response
 Shani 28 Apr 2017
In reply to edhawk21:

I'm trying to engineer a thread juxto.
 Chris Harris 28 Apr 2017
In reply to edhawk21:

In the shops soon, the Five Ten Queef........
 alx 28 Apr 2017
In reply to edhawk21:

> performance orientated shoes (Boreal Lynx).

:-D

Pure

Gold
 andrewmc 29 Apr 2017
In reply to alx:

well, someone has climbed 9a in them...
 Sutok 01 May 2017
In reply to edhawk21:

I took a power drill to my la Sportiva solutions to stop this. Two 5mm holes round the disc shaped logo on the heel sorted it out and hasn't compromised the shoe in any way.

 Fakey Rocks 01 May 2017
In reply to edhawk21:

In reply to the title of the thread, my first thought was, ...
... why have you been eating your shoes? , that must smell gross.
Perhaps avoid cauliflower too.
Maybe watch it also with broccoli.
 Fakey Rocks 01 May 2017
In reply to Chris Harris:

there's a new aggressive downturd out called "Reekers"...
 Chris Harris 01 May 2017
In reply to Rock to Fakey:

> there's a new aggressive downturd out called "Reekers"...

And what, pray tell, is a "downturd"?
 Fakey Rocks 01 May 2017
In reply to Chris Harris:
Downturned shoe, my Lord.
A play on words, your Honour.
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