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Daily Mash spot on as usual

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pasbury 08 Jun 2017
 dunc56 08 Jun 2017
In reply to Postmanpat:

Brilliant interchange.
pasbury 08 Jun 2017
cb294 08 Jun 2017
In reply to dunc56:

Thread of the month so far!

CB
 Postmanpat 08 Jun 2017
In reply to pasbury:

She'd have found much worse than that

But fortunately not this http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/the-mash-guide-to...
pasbury 08 Jun 2017
edwardgrundy 08 Jun 2017
In reply to Postmanpat:

Aspire being the operative word and a new take on what the Tories mean when they say they're for the aspirational class: "We're cnuts but we aspire not to be and that's what makes us different for UKIP. They've no ambition to change"
Post edited at 10:59
edwardgrundy 08 Jun 2017
In reply to Postmanpat:

ps - just to be clear, I don't think you're a cnut or a total monster. And I don't think all tories are cnuts
 BnB 08 Jun 2017
In reply to edwardgrundy:

C*nt c*nt c*nt. Why can't we write c*nt without being censored? My liberties are being throttled.
 lummox 08 Jun 2017
In reply to BnB:

My liberties are being throttled.

just wait. May will be all over your liberties like a tight pair of leopard skin high heels before you can say " strong and stable "

edwardgrundy 08 Jun 2017
In reply to BnB:

Well, who benefits from it being difficult to write cnut? It's a Tory conspiracy.
 FactorXXX 08 Jun 2017
In reply to lummox:

May will be all over your liberties like a tight pair of leopard skin high heels before you can say " strong and stable "

Don't stop, I'm nearly there...
 skog 08 Jun 2017
In reply to BnB:

It's because you're a cunt.

cb294 08 Jun 2017
In reply to skog:

How?
 skog 08 Jun 2017
In reply to cb294:

Howdy.
 Andy Hardy 08 Jun 2017
In reply to cb294:
It's like fight club in reverse. First rule of cnut club is: you can't type it
Edited to add: Mr James has accepted my application for membership
Post edited at 12:52
 BnB 08 Jun 2017
In reply to skog:

> It's because you're a c*nt.

I'll cu in court!!
 BnB 08 Jun 2017
In reply to edwardgrundy:

> Well, who benefits from it being difficult to write cnut? It's a Tory conspiracy.

Quality. Have a like
 skog 08 Jun 2017
In reply to Andy Hardy:

UKC's censorship system is very sop*isticated, only stopping you from posting words which describe yourself.

It's brilli*nt, really, c*nningly rendering the most self-aggrandising posters imp*tent in one swoop.
 skog 08 Jun 2017
In reply to Andy Hardy:

Ah, fuck.
 dunc56 08 Jun 2017
In reply to lummox:

> My liberties are being throttled.just wait. May will be all over your liberties like a tight pair of leopard skin high heels before you can say " strong and stable "

Probably been posted elsewhere but have you seen this ?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/election-tory-strong-stable-...

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