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 tonanf 12 Aug 2017
Hi. I am a trainee doctor, orkingtowards a G.CIS (general certificate in surgery). I am looking for people to practice on. I am available weekdays after 3pm. If you would consider allowing me to practice on you, please pm me.
 Trangia 12 Aug 2017
In reply to tonanf:

Good try. 5/10

Maybe you should change careers? Something like MIA?
 peppermill 12 Aug 2017
In reply to tonanf:

How about the old fashioned way? Hang around graveyards?
 bouldery bits 12 Aug 2017
In reply to tonanf:

Fancy doing my other hernia?
In reply to tonanf:

I could do with a bit of free liposuction. And a cock enlargement.
Jim C 12 Aug 2017
In reply to TheDrunkenBakers:

> I could do with a bit of free liposuction. And a cock enlargement.

I can see how that might well work.
 Dave the Rave 12 Aug 2017
In reply to TheDrunkenBakers:

> I could do with a bit of free liposuction. And a cock enlargement.

Lose the belly fat and the cock won't need enlarging as it will look bigger!
 alx 12 Aug 2017
In reply to TheDrunkenBakers:
Why don't you work on your flexibility, that way you can be closer to your cock and that way it will look bigger

See a father Ted for instruction: youtube.com/watch?v=OXypyrutq_M&
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abseil 12 Aug 2017
In reply to tonanf:

> Hi. I am a trainee doctor, orkingtowards a G.CIS (general certificate in surgery). I am looking for people to practice on. I am available weekdays after 3pm. If you would consider allowing me to practice on you, please pm me.

Dear tonanf
This kind of post is not funny when it might be read by vulnerable people.
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 FactorXXX 12 Aug 2017
In reply to abseil:

Dear tonanf
This kind of post is not funny when it might be read by vulnerable people.

Any trainee psychiatrists in the room?
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 mypyrex 12 Aug 2017
In reply to tonanf:

Quack, quack
 alx 12 Aug 2017
In reply to abseil:

Hey we had cock and priest jokes going to lighten the mood!
abseil 12 Aug 2017
In reply to alx:

> Hey we had cock and priest jokes going to lighten the mood!

You're right... sorry about that... anyway I'm racking up an impressive number of dislikes to my last post, I might even break my personal record
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Lusk 12 Aug 2017
In reply to tonanf:

Just the man I need, can you fix my liberal bleeding heart?
 Chris Harris 12 Aug 2017
In reply to abseil:

> Dear tonanf

> This kind of post is not funny when it might be read by vulnerable people.

So you're suggesting that if someone vulnerable tried to take up his offer:

1. He'd provide further contact details, such as an address
2. He'd arrange a time
3. He'd break out the scalpel if they turned up?


 Big Ger 13 Aug 2017
In reply to tonanf:

If you can do cosmetic stuff, George Clooney as always wanted to look like me.
 d_b 13 Aug 2017
In reply to Chris Harris:

Advertising a service and then not providing it would be unethical. All internet troll promises should be binding.

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