UKC

Have I missed the thread about the crazy loon with even crazier hair, testing hydrogen bombs and suchlike?

In reply to TheDrunkenBakers:
What can one say other than fingers crossed it doesn't all go nuts?

In reply to TheDrunkenBakers:

This always happens, I don't think people like thinking about the prospect of dying in a massive radioactive fireball. I for one am more interested in Big Ger's left over pizza!

In reply to TheDrunkenBakers:

Maybe UKCs resident nuclear weapons experts are currently for filling one of their other roles as UKCs resident trade negotiation experts on one of the brexit threads? It's a busy life as a UKC expert.

In reply to broken spectre:

Big Ger didn't finish his pizza? This IS news!

In reply to Greasy Prusiks:

Maybe they're busy putting the finishing touches to their hide outs / bunkers? Installing grow lights to make sure they have a fresh supply of rocket at all times.

In reply to Flinticus:

This is all very funny but in all honesty the air raid siren just went off here (it's in the street adjacent to mine) I guess they were only testing it as it only went off for a few seconds but it was long enough for me to have a bit of an adrenaline rush.

In reply to broken spectre:


Some chemical plants use them as warnings to residents to close their windows...

In reply to broken spectre:

In all honesty there's nothing I can do about it so humour helps me. Maybe I should stock up on tins of bean so if my flat and I get vapourised I'll have something to eat in the afterlife.

I'd rather die quickly than survive in a desolated land and watch hunger straved strangers eat my dog.

Though I don't think it will come to that.

In reply to TheDrunkenBakers:


Do not worry. Darren Jackson is planning to drop biscuits on them using WW2 planes flying under the radar. I've finally understood what his crazy thread was about.

In reply to profitofdoom:

Genius!

Capitalist biscuits will trigger a revolution

In reply to broken spectre:

Hands off!!

In reply to profitofdoom:

Bourbombs?

In reply to Flinticus:

>watch hunger straved strangers eat my dog.


Coz you'll eat it first?

In reply to TheDrunkenBakers:


I haven't heard anything about Trump testing h bombs...

In reply to TheDrunkenBakers:
So, about this pizza ? Anybody know what happened . Best way to heat up leftover pizza is to grill it. Makes a very tasty breakfast.