In reply to deepsoup:
I'm aware of Mr Murphy but never thought he was at all specific for the pedant (a specifiity very much needed here). On the use of the apostrophe: the UKC pedant is never alone or abstact (too bloody common and very much 'in the face'). English is such a wonderful language partly as its living and growing and rules should always give way to apt communication and poetry; as a public web forum we should also be tolerant to those posting with less than ideal skills, sometimes maybe a little tired or drunk. Having said that a decent 'play on words' in response to errors is fine by me... its the boorish complaints I find so tedious and unfriendly.
Theree once was a pedant on U K C
Who on collective name choice got a bit arsey
Cole's was funny and fine
For an apt joke online
But the stickler insists on plain Murphy.
Post edited at 16:54