In reply to Xharlie:
Update:
- The workshop has ordered a laundry-list of rare and exotic Parts (TM) that will apparently take two weeks to be delivered, let alone fitted.
- My wife took the call, messaged me about it, and then caught a flight to the good weather in Italy so I only have vague details about which parts are on order but it sounds like they're basically rebuilding the thing from the ground up.
- I identified the hire car as a relatively recent Polo 1.4 TDi (why isn't it written on the rear in silver symbols, anymore?) which was identical to the offending Skoda Rapid 1.4 TDI in just about every perceivable way, with the addition of extremely bright, blinking, annoying and incredibly distracting lights on the trailing edge of the wing mirrors and a "hire-car" feeling to the gear box.
- Hire car will no longer annoy me because it had to be returned to the dispatcher in Ansbach and we are once again stranded, without wheels.
- Time-to-work by Car is about 25 minutes and costs under a litre of diesel.
- Time-to-work by public transport is close to 1 hour 15 and costs close to 5 Euro in one direction. (Underground; Rail; 1.5 km walk.)
- Current and forecast weather is too shit to cycle 20 km while wearing glasses just to get to the salt mine. I did that for years, in the past, and it sucks.
We are transitioning from "livid" to "incandescent".
I wish I knew what to do, now. Even if this round of replacements fixes the problem, for how long will it remain "fixed"? After dumping me on the side of a crazy-busy Autobahn, I no longer trust the vehicle. And the total number of days in which the car has been unavailable for our use (and *not* substituted with a hire-car) will be about a month. In 16 months of ownership. With circa 20 000 km total mileage.
This is untenable.
How to proceed? If I knew it would help, I would immediately seek out the assistance of a lawyer. I guess I'll wait until I can talk to one of our more experienced local German friends who can point us in the right direction.