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Morning,

http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/14/is-it-acceptable-to-replace-baby-jesus-with-a...

Found this very funny.

Moral outrage ?

Nah

TWS

In reply to Chive Talkin\':

its a shame Jesus (if he ever existed) didnt ever say "thou shalt have a sense of humour"

In reply to Chive Talkin\':

This gave me a good chuckle this morning

In reply to Chive Talkin\':

Imagine Mary's shock if Joseph played a joke and replaced baby Jesus with a pig in a blanket

In reply to Chive Talkin\':

Away in a Pret a Manger?

In reply to Chive Talkin\':

A Savioury Roll

In reply to DerwentDiluted:


Pie-lent Night?

ithangyou.

In reply to krikoman:


Should that maybe be a savioury role?

In reply to Chive Talkin\':

You need to go the whole hog if you're going to introduce porcine foodstuffs into the nativity.

youtube.com/watch?v=a32DW7VgUIg&

In reply to Chive Talkin\':

Since he was Jewish I'm thinking the sausage is a bit insensitive, maybe a cheese and onion pasty.

In reply to Chive Talkin\':

"Which, in turn prompted a flurry of pastry related puns, such as ‘Jesus Crust, our savoury’"

Classic stuff.

In reply to cander:


Not really, I mean Vegans are made of meat, aren't they ?

In reply to Chive Talkin\':
I think this is insensitivity of the wurst kind...

In reply to GrahamD:

Now you're being a silly sausage

In reply to wercat:


No doubt bought from Walls of Jericho.

In reply to Chive Talkin\':


The popular press will absolutely crucify them.

In reply to Chris Harris:


http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/41997936/greggs-sorry-for-swapping-je...

They already have unfortunately .

Thou'st shall NOT have a sense of humour .

In reply to Chive Talkin\':

Yes but I suspect the apology was a load of pork pies and their publicity stunt has been wonderfully successful.

In reply to Chive Talkin\':
You have upset god. The only person with the Motive to dislike every post on this thread.

In reply to Removed Userclaire14:


Are you sure God is a person?

In reply to Chive Talkin\':

He's not the messiah, he's a very tasty bite.

In reply to Philip:

Most Highly Flavoured Gravy [old choral joke]

In reply to Chive Talkin\':

If that was the body of Christ, I might just attend church...

In reply to Chive Talkin\':
Every time there's a story like this everyone makes a load of puns and I'm sick of it. It's pasty joke.

In reply to Swirly:

You need to get a thicker skin

In reply to cander:


Probably more meat in a cheese and onion pasty than a greggs sausage roll.

In reply to Chive Talkin\':

It's definitely offensive coz Jesus was born as a result of immaculate conception. Mary didn't like sausage.

In reply to Chive Talkin\':

On the first day of Christmas my new Greggs sent to me,
A Jesus, with a Cornish pasty,
On the second day of Christmas my new Greggs sent to me,
Two jammy doughnuts and A Jesus, with a Cornish pasty,
On the third day of Christmas my new Greggs sent to me,
Three Savioury slices, Two jammy doughnuts and A Jesus, with a Cornish pasty,
On the fourth day of Christmas my new Greggs sent to me,
Four sausage rolls, Three Savioury slices, Two jammy doughnuts and A Jesus, with a Cornish pasty,
On the fifth day of Christmas my new Greggs sent to me,
Five Sweet mince pies, Four sausage rolls, Three Savioury slices, Two jammy doughnuts and A Jesus, with a Cornish pasty,

etc, etc

In reply to aln:


I think you'll find she like it a bit too much, so was getting a bit behind Joe's back. Poor gullible Joe.

In reply to krikoman:

Stealing that!

In reply to krikoman:


An entire religious movement based around a homeless slapper who couldn't keep her legs shut.
Maybe joseph was gullible but I think he was a cuckold myself.

In reply to Chive Talkin\':

Maybe it was the worshipping of sausage that they didn't want linked to priests, a forlorne hope.

In reply to Chive Talkin\':

Lets hope these two do not hold a protest against our pastry coated messiah!

http://www.devonlive.com/news/devon-news/bizarre-silent-protest-outside-but...

In reply to Chive Talkin\':

Lord Jesus spelt backwards is Susejd rol

In reply to mark20:

That's one of the funniest things I've read in ages

In reply to mark20:

Bravo...

In reply to Chive Talkin\':

https://scontent.fmel1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/23722782_1908803636106936_3...

In reply to Chive Talkin\':

No more cheap pastry jokes please.

He has risen.

In reply to DerwentDiluted:

They were getting a bit flakey in any case...