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Its not a great poem, but I put it together in my head while getting pee'ed off with tick marks on a sports climbing trip, its not just bouldering that has it issues with this.
An ode to the phantom ticker
That Phantom route ticker he's a clever young man
he seems to know my every plan.
He is always there just before me
he must get up early in the morning.
Casting his chalk left and right
even if the holds are in plain sight.
Doing his art like a Jackson Pollock
but does he know he’s just dropped a ……………..
I may have it wrong and it’s a femme fatale
but it’s the same message so all is well.
Casting your dabs upon the rock
you really are a little sod.
Buy yourself a brush they aren’t that much
or try and blag a free one from Metlious. (other brands available)
We get our fun trying to work out the climb’s
not just following your bloody line’s.
If you need to make a tick that’s ok
just make sure you clean it all away.
At the end of the day can we respect the rock
and try not to be a massive ………..