UKC

Is my button fly going to be even more difficult to negotiate now?

You nearly had me there! I forgot it was June Fools Day!

I got Krabs from a male model once, but when I tried to show them off on the catwalk I was asked to leave and never return.

No protection available?

Did you make a runner?

So presumably something like a Clog 22 or a Chouinard Oval has *massive* hipster cred over any newfangled modern crap?

[Heads for cellar, rummages in boxes ...]

Lost. Stanage popular. Louise vitton carabiner. £18000 reward offered. 

Whatever next ? Kim Kardashians own range of climbing holds ?

http://cruxcrush.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/KimK.jpg

I've always said that if I wear the same thing for long enough it will eventually come into fashion.

I've gone for a DMM Belay Master 2 for a `Prince Albert', but it's made underwear shopping a nightmare.

I have to remark - I frequently take comfort from being attached to a karabiner

https://www.endclothing.com/gb/off-white-medium-industrial-keychain-omnf006...

Saw you coming!

These are just Kong nuts

I like it...

accented with small weighted charms

A pun that had to be done.

Though you'd at least get DMM at that price.

"Weighted Wire Embellishments"   love it

Two hundred and sixty nine f*cking pounds!    For three nuts.

I wonder what other bits of random sh*t you can stick on a chain and call jewelry.  I've got a knackered brass valve from a kitchen tap on my desk.  Maybe I can sell it as a pendant necklace.

I once toyed with using old memory chips as christmas ornaments, but I think I was 

1.  Before my time

2.  Targeting the wrong demographic

Anyway, no-one in the office wanted to but them. 

Did you get a credit card style multi tool for Christmas?  Add some chain from an old sink plug and a can of orange paint and you'll be rich.  

https://www.endclothing.com/gb/off-white-logo-blade-omob008s182530081900.ht...

The mark up on that is mental, a few nuts, some sailing cable and a few cheap sailing mallions... bang 300 quid please. 

I feel a get rich quick scheme coming on with my old wall nuts. I wonder how much I could get for a set of wired tricams?

Massive p!55 take!

And totally impractical in a front jeans pocket.

F*ck. Off.

I'd encourage anyone wearing on of those jumpers to use that gear on lead and take a whip above the last draw... 

Is this a spoof website? Can't be real...

The jumpers are for via ferrata - the unravelling wool acts like a screamer.