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Some of these are actually really good, exactly the sort of thing I could imagine coming across in a guidebook.
'Ramp of Lies' in particular evokes images of some desperate slab that promises good holds when viewed from the ground but all the tings that looked like they ought to be holds turned out to be useless sloping nothingness.
'Wine for the Great Free Man' sounds like a classic mountain route.
I liked a couple of the weird ones too: 'You're not Andrew' and 'Captain Purple and the Darkness'