In reply to Mick Ward:
Reg : I don't know - Mr. Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that this photo looks wrong that's all - I didn't expect a kind of UKC Inquisition. (JARRING CHORD)
(The door flies open and Cardinal James of UKC enters, flanked by two junior Cardinals.
James : NOBODY expects the UKC Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to climbing history.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.