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 CrispinLog 21 Sep 2019

I used my rope to abseil down a sea cliff but when I got back to the top I found a cow chewing on it and it now has a kink. Will it be ok?

It was only a calf, not a big strong cow and it hasn't cut the rope, just kinked it a bit. Also only think it chewed it when I was back up and it had slack, so was probably just a wee nibble as it's a green rope like grass. I don't fancy wasting it and scrapping to buy a new one unless I have to really.

In reply to CrispinLog:

Where's the kink? In the middle or near an end?

 john arran 21 Sep 2019
In reply to CrispinLog:

Is the kink the kind of thing you'd expect after untying a tight knot? Is there any udder (sorry!) damage visible?

If it's just a bit kinked I can't see a problem still using it.

 FactorXXX 21 Sep 2019
In reply to CrispinLog:

> I used my rope to abseil down a sea cliff but when I got back to the top I found a cow chewing on it and it now has a kink. Will it be ok?

A kink in your rope?
Are you sure? Sounds more like it could be a cowlick to me...

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 Hat Dude 21 Sep 2019
In reply to FactorXXX:

Cud have been worse

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 Tom Green 21 Sep 2019
In reply to CrispinLog:

It’s not what you want to hear, but I’d probably err on the side of caution.

On the one hand... ropes are designed to take a fair amount of abuse... saw back and forth over edges etc. However...

Whilst cows and calves only have lower incisors, they are naturally very sharp and exert a lot of force against the dental pad (the tough upper gum where the upper incisors would be), so they are pretty aggressive on soft materials. Added to this, they tend to move their lower jaw in a left/right motion when chewing, which could potentially be damaging to the inner strands of the rope. I work with cattle and getting a finger chewed by a calf can be pretty crushing!

If there’s a lasting kink I’d be a bit concerned. Sorry!

 Ceiriog Chris 21 Sep 2019
In reply to Tom Green:

It’s not what you want to hear, but I’d probably err on the side of caution.

Your'e milking this now

 Tringa 21 Sep 2019
In reply to CrispinLog:

How much does a new rope cost?

How much is you life worth?

Dave

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 Swirly 21 Sep 2019
In reply to CrispinLog:

moove on and buy a new rope.

In reply to CrispinLog:

If it’s only kinked at one end then use the udder end.......

 Wainers44 21 Sep 2019
In reply to CrispinLog:

Sorry but don't you come on here looking for sympathy. If you use a cow as an ab  anchor you get what you deserve. Crazy fool. 

 DerwentDiluted 21 Sep 2019
In reply to Wainers44:

> If you use a cow as an ab  anchor 

Is that a beefstake?

 bouldery bits 21 Sep 2019
In reply to CrispinLog:

I've HERD it should be fine. 

 nufkin 21 Sep 2019

This all reminds me of one of my favourite threads of all time:

https://www.ukclimbing.com/forums/rock_talk/is_the_cow_still_at_the_bottom_...

 I don't think any of the posts actually answered the original question

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 PPP 22 Sep 2019
In reply to Wainers44:

> If you use a cow as an ab  anchor you get what you deserve. 

If you use it as a top rope anchor and the cow pulls you up, does it count as aid? Asking for a friend. 

 mcdougal 22 Sep 2019
In reply to CrispinLog:

Can you herafford another rope?

 Glovin 22 Sep 2019
In reply to CrispinLog:

You CUD stop being such a tight arse and buy a new one, or cut in calf and use it for grit 

In reply to CrispinLog:

Don't be bullish: don't steak your life on it.

DANDREWS 22 Sep 2019
In reply to CrispinLog:

Were you using a cows tail at the time.

 john arran 23 Sep 2019
In reply to CrispinLog:

If you do end up cutting some of your rope it would make a perfect Daisy chain

 Misha 25 Sep 2019
In reply to DANDREWS:

> Were you using a cows tail at the time.

Who knows but I reckon the OP cud have used a daisy chain.

The OP should not ruminate on this issue for much longer. The chewed rope has definitely seen butter days and should be chopped or replaced. I can’t see how anyone could have any beef with this suggestion.

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 d_b 26 Sep 2019
In reply to Tom Green:

> It’s not what you want to hear, but I’d probably err on the side of caution.

To err is human, to moo bovine.

In reply to CrispinLog:

I'm trying to think of a good reply but my moos seems to have deserted me.

 timparkin 26 Sep 2019
In reply to CrispinLog:

I don't want to uddermine what other people have said but I think it might be a liabullity to carry on using it if it was damaged near the hoofway point. If near the end, I would remoove that section. 

Tim  

 stevevans5 26 Sep 2019
In reply to CrispinLog:

If you're abseiling from the midpoint then if you were to cut out the suspect section you would be able to tie the two ends together for abseils, and each half would be long enough to lead that length of route? If at the end you can just lose a it of rope?  it would be a mis-steak to climb on a suspect rope...

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