In reply to Jon Stewart:
It's a good idea but I worry I'd injure myself if I jump in at the deep end without a warm up.
I think I'll spend the first week on diet supplements and snake oil, then progress to periodised over-the-counter medication (paracetamol / ibuprofen / cough linctus) before looking to do alternate sets of crystal meth, pcp and strong cider. I'm still worried about my tennis elbow though so maybe I need to keep up with the ibuprofen?