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Good afternoon. 

Today I received an unexpected box of Hard Bars in the post that was left in under my doormat.

MS

👏🎁👀

Delicious! What a fun surprise!

What is the meaning of the eyes? 

Too right! 

The funny thing it was 2nd class delivery and not 1st class - which is the standard. 

Are these some sort of sexual enhancement items?  

Haha. Lol.

No, not at all.

https://hard.bar/

MS

Good afternoon Sir.

You could have been selected as a Brand Ambassador!

A Willie Wonka style character has probably been admiring your posts and could believe that you alone embody the Hard Bar ethos. Off to the factory with you, with Mike TV and Verruca Salt! 😉

Why are they hard , it doesn't say ?  

Will they break your teeth? 

Or are they implying they make you hard ? 

Or the people that use them are hard ? 

Genuinely confused.  

I presumed that cliff bars where originally made my a guy called cliff. 

UKC Forums - Random satisfactions - a worthy contribution?

No Gary Eriksons Dad, its an interesting story https://www.npr.org/2018/02/06/572560919/clif-bar-gary-erickson?t=161229038...

So a guy called cliff in there somewhere then.  

Not a million miles away.  

"Every hard bar you buy plants a tree"

You should try to catch one of yours on video doing that.  Don't know about anyone else on here, but I'd love to see it!

They don't tell you where the trees are planted. 

 I honestly don't know - maybe because they are solid. 

It couldn't be far away, the bars don't have legs.

(It was a joke MS - "every bar plants a tree" - so if you want to know where just follow the bar and see where it goes!)

I thought it might be a joke but wasn't hoe to reply if so. 

You're welcome.

That woukd 

Good evening PD.

That would supe cool as baenz but at one time they told me on Instagram that they don't have any more money for Ambassadors or sponsored athletes.

My dad said it was a woman who left the package and considering two facts 1) My previous post, that was deleted (without reason), was about a certain lady and a certain Southern State 2) Mu usual postman is male. I think I know who it is that left the package and who is admiring my posts. Is 'the factory' a codename for anything? 

MS

P. S. There have been strange goings on lately. 

I promise it has nought to do with me MS! I don't have the time or the inclination to be sending out mysterious presents. Try to enjoy them and not to overly worry about it

Shukran. Ashkerk ktera

Who are you?

Don't tell me you are a GOP member?

https://www.ukclimbing.com/forums/off_belay/how_do_you_properly_block_a_pho...

Cobra meetings are emergency meetings of the British government Cabinet.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabinet_Office_Briefing_Rooms#:~:text=The%2....

 MS

Tbh, I don't think you have anything to do with it. Will do.  

Delivering hard bars you say?

It must be young rapper, Cneifon Arete formerly of this Parish. 

Hmm.

Very interesting 

Update:

I recently opened them and you never guess!....

....The bars were neatly packed which is unusual as they are loosely packed. 

Never heard of such rapper but I've heard of Cneifion Arete (D).  

Am I now romantically  involved with a certain female GOP member?

youtube.com/watch?v=AGgoRq_GCPA&

It wasn't me really.

But I'm definitely not a GOP member or supporter.

Cool as baenz. :

So who are you really?

I think I have an idea!....

AOC!? 

So a hard bar gives you wood. So it is a sexual enhancer...

Andy F

LOL. LMAO. LMHO.

Natural viagra. 

MS 

Just your normal UKC punter.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez I'm a big fan of hers, though she doesn't know it.

Hmm

With the smile after the name, your second sentence makes no sense.

You are her!  

Blue Straggler is really Nancy Mace!

Why are you two arguing? 

Ladies you have things in common. 

MS

Corrections:

Why are two arguing? 

You have things in common. 

MS

"Unexpected box of Hard Bars in The Post"

This is why I always carry some wet wipes or tissues with me .  I hope you weren't to far from  toilet facilities.

I am Congresswoman Nancy Mace's boyfriend. 

Update: not even Hard Bar are 100% certain about the box.