In reply to FactorXXX:
> When I started reading that I could only see the first part of the sentence (On the few occasions I've been to hospital and been left alone, I don't feel complete until I've...) and was intrigued to see the rest of the sentence.
> My imagination was going in all kinds of direction as to what you did and I was a bit disappointed that it was only the old 'rubber glove on head' trick.
> Did you manage to pull it over your nose and then blow it up so that it looked you had a massive bird like crest?
Nah, tend to leave them just covering the forehead. Ive either been caught by a nurse and given a disapproving look, or told to "stop being an arse hole" by Mrs TC.