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Disgraceful Crag litter, I’m up there next week and will chop it if someone has not got to it first.

I agree. If people leave litter like this every time they make an Oscar-winning climbing film, soon you won't be able to see the mountains for gold.

I  think a small Goldsworthy cairn would be more in keeping and have a bit less bling about it

April fool?

I don't know, seems legit to me.

4 out of 10 was going well until you tried to get stretch it to Stanage!

Just in time I remembered what day it is, phew!

Yeah had me going until the Stanage part.  Good try!

Once again it's one rule for insanely talented Oscar winners and another for us

Hope this is a joke! This is more like a shrine to man`s bull%*&t !What a farce and insult to this beautiful piece of rock,no longer the Big Chief but now reduced to a mere bitch with someone`s phallus (the Oscar)rammed down her proverbial throat.It`s all going the way of all flesh and turning into a circus,just like Everest et al!  Pure vanity!

Vanitas vanitatum omnia vanitas

lol