In reply to Netthida Saluz:
1) Look, we lived in a van for 6 months touring (as many do), and yes, I enjoy freely drinking red-wine amongst other things whilst doing so. Its hardly irresponsible binge drinking culture where you'd find me vomiting uncontrollably out of the passenger window, after all I was there to climb.
I weigh an absurdly small amount and thus I'm incredibly wary (especially in certain European countries) about the effect that has on my blood alcohol levels.
You seriously think that its immature behaviour to say that we wouldn't get behind the wheel that night, right then, as we didn't feel competent or happy to do so? Our first encounter that night seemed completely reasonable which was why I was a bit frustrated by the second.
Our answer WAS pretty clear the first time "sorry, we'll move in the morning", there was zero need to come back 1 hour later.
...btw is leaving a childish note the height of maturity?
...and this dog (that never existed before) didn't do as I say?
2. Yes and I explained our reasoning on that above, I even admitted it was wrong (to reiterate, we believed the distance we drove was sufficient [at that time]).
Why don't you comment on using pit/drop/composting toilets as a solution?