In reply to Jack Geldard - Assistant Editor:
The Ballad of Cool Kenton. To be sung to the tune of Waltzing Matilda.
Climbing the Eiger,Climbing the Eiger
Who'll go a climbing the Mordwand with me?
There are guides out in Zermatt,Chamonix and Grindlewald
Guides in the Oberland; one, two or three
For a lousy thousand francs they will drag you up the Matterhorn
But only Cool Kenton will guide the Eiger for me.
Climbing the Eiger,Climbing the Eiger
Who'll go a climbing the Eigerwand with me?
Not those guides out in Zermatt,Chamonix and Grindlewald
For only Cool Kenton is the Eiger guide for me!