In reply to UKC/UKH Articles:
Totally and utterly inspiring!
Whilst it may not be suitable to reproduce the answer online, I'd love to hear the backstory of this when I'm next in Outside:
"Save your breath for Tryfan and cut the chatter. You may be the type that needs sociable banter but a loud and lengthy discourse on your personal history of ultrarunning is both draining for you and on the listener."
That line had me in stitches...