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Some clatty so and so left a jobbie right in the middle
on the Allt a'Mhullin path, mid way between the bottom style
and the large gate.

We were descending at 17:50 and had to out-manoeuvre the freshly deposited item and a soiled sock that the sick and misguided individual must have used for a purpose of which I'll leave you to draw your own conclusions.

Who was it? You deserve a severe kicking.

In reply to Davy Virdee:

on saturday 15/3

In reply to davy virdee:
How disgusting!
Do people not know the proper place to deposit such items is...
at the door of the CIC hut?
Davie

In reply to Davie:
now then- im sure the nice smc chaps wouldnt like that any more than they appreciated the use of gas cylinders as battering rams -alledgedly.
cheers d

In reply to Davy Virdee:

At first glance I thought it was a dog's jobbie but on closer (though not too close) inspection it was certainly a humanoid one.

Unbelievable considering he or she (let's not rule out the chance of it being a female jobbie) could have stepped two metres to the side of the track and left their foul deed there.

The suspect is thought to have been walking around the North Face car park with one sock!

In reply to Brucey:
Most interesting subject matter.
We only have an approx. time of said offence. If only you had taken a core temperature and calculated, thermal loss due to ambient temperature and prevailing conditions we could have pinned it down to an exact time.
Have you the following...
Sock size and type?
Approx. diameter of said offending object?
Angle of deposition?
approx slump ratio?
Volume & density?
GPS location?
oh, yeh and perhaps a photo, purely for scientific purposes you understand?

I am sure Highland Constabulary's finest will soon be on the case.
I'm on my way to the Allt na Mhuillinn, now!
Jimmy

In reply to jimmy savile:

Now then, now then

In reply to Anonymous:

At least he didn't leave a jonk

In reply to Davy Virdee:

The same filthy beast was at work in the coe in january. On parking the car I noticed an unmistakably human toly, a great big jimmy saville cigar of a shite.

Thankfully I remembered about it and didn't step on it when we returned in the dark.

Imagine that, settling down in your motor after a hard day only to face the sickening realisation that you've trailed human shite all over the carpet.

In reply to roy fitz:
Now then, now then.
I know people who would pay perfectly good money to experience that.

How's about that then?

Jimmy

In reply to Jimmy Savile:

Maybe they did have a jonk - perhaps thats where the sock comes into play ???

Incidentally - A JONK is when you have a jobbie and a wank at the sametime. Apparently is very pleasurable.....
I have never managed one myself.

In reply to Anonymous: Is that in the profanisaurus?

In reply to Fat Bumbly:

Not yet, but it should be!

The scottish constabulary are too busy increasing their budget by running a radar trap on the exit of Fort Vegas towards Glen no snow coe. The cost of Tower Ridge in alpine conditions? three points and £60 sir. Thank god for blacked out rear windows due to the slight discrepancy in the legality of my personage carrying capacity of my van is all i say!