Overview

The Beast Speaks
Bored with the same old speeches? Why not liven up your annual dinner or formal celebration? Invite the Beast to dinner and you will have an event to remember. Irreverent, rude, sarcastic, darkly funny and hugely entertaining The Beast is an after dinner speaker with a difference.

Suitable for many different occasions, but may offend some members of the audience, John Burns brings Crowley to life. Dressed in Victorian costume Crowley’s performance will bring a touch of excitement to any event. Tailor made speeches available for your event.

Especially suitable for Mountaineering Clubs or Festivals, Crowley relives his mountaineering career with a dramatic rendition that takes the audience on a journey from Wasdale head to disaster on Kanchenjunga.

Dare you dine with The Beast?