despite a constant failure over the last four years to improve my climbing in any meaningful way, I continue to dash myself against a cavalcade of climbs.

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hoping to one day get noticeably better.

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User Profile

registered 01/Jun/06
updated 21/Aug/11

Been Climbing For
4 to 10 years

Best Onsights
Sport - 6a

Worked Grades
Sport - 6c

Main Sport/Activity
Sport Rock Climbing

Favourite Crag/Rock

I Climb...
Most weekends
In the UK

Latest Climbs
Casting at the Sun 5
Sunny Delight 3
Vertically Challenged 3
Sunseeker 2
Casting at the Sun 5
Sunseeker 2
Jutland 4
Imperfect 3
Do Ixtlan 5
Taming the Flow V1
Fountain of Youth V0-
The Mantel Piece V0-
Brace Yourself Sheila 5
Three in a Bed 5
Damn These Electric Sex Pants 6a+
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... not setup

Climbs Wishlist
The Watchman 6b
Two Fingers 6a
Another Notch in the Gun 6b
Too Many Cooks Spoil the Broth 6b
Quality Family Day 5
The Right Mix 6b+
The Gods Are Angry 4+
The Black Vegetable 5+
Margaret on the Guillotine 6a
Inch Perfect, Inchworm 6b+
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