In reply to DaveH:
> (In reply to Andy Kirkpatrick)
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> From now on, whenever I go into S & R, my opening line will be "I'd like to have a word with Andy Kirkpatrick please"....
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Be careful Dave, be very careful. I remember going into Outside in Hathersage and getting served by (changing the names to protect the guilty) a certain Ms. Bairlee Banderson and a certain Mr. Handy Dirkhattrick.
Conversation went some thing like:
Me: "Hello, I need some light tape for using as abseil tat."
Ms. Banderson: "OK me ole' china, this stuff is what you want I think."
Me (looking at the alarmingly thin tape offered): "errr... you're the expert I guess. How strong is it?"
Ms. Banderson: "HANDY!!!! Oi! HANDY!!!"
Mr. Dirkhattrick (looking slightly scared): "Yes?"
Ms Banderson: "This geezer wants to know how strong this abseil tat is."
Mr. Dirkhattrick (looking me up and down): "Well... you're not
that fat, I'm sure its strong enough..."
I bought 10 metres and fled.