In reply to macstinator and Dan Arkle:
> I'm 70+ and I ski competition moguls in ski-jump skis.
> It's all about locking the knees, relaxing the core and drinking as much as you can, all while being the best skier on the mountain.
> I'm 87 years old and won the world cup in moguls on 230cm touring skis.
> Its all about having a steel girder corset for the core, and finding salopettes big enough to fit my balls in!
I'm 146 years old and won the intergalactic mogul cup on 19th century iron skis.
It's all about jumping to the left, stepping to the right, putting your hands on your hips and bringing your knees in tight.