In reply to felt:
Robert Millar: star of any film about plucky northerners.
Richie Porte: Fries with that Sir?
Jean-Christophe Perreaux: Used to be in Hawkwind, forgotten exactly when.
Jacques Anquetil: Coach to Leslie Phillips and David Niven.
Bradley Wiggins. Had a bit part in Quadrophenia
Andy Schleck: British minor royal with a terrible secret.
Bernard Hinault: sinister presence at the head an old family dinner table (probably not too far from the truth).