In reply to The Ice Doctor:
Hi. I have been driving over to Switzerland from the UK regularly for many years now. Some tips:
1) Formule 1 Motels are disgusting. This is coming from someone who stayed in a room in India with a hole in the ground for a toilet. Don't stay in one. The one I stayed in, the sheets were stained really badly and stank from smoke (it bothered me, and I smoke...).
2) Book the ferry in advance, it costs more if you just rock up on the day. You only need to book it about a week or so in advance though. We used to book one late at night (cheaper) and then turn up early, they invariably let you on an earlier ferry for free. But I don't want to recommend that and then you get screwed over... anyways I just drove over and I booked a ferry with DFDS to Dunkirk, it was the cheapest at £35.
3) Don't cross the channel by train. It is more expensive and you have to sit in a tunnel in a car (vs. sitting on a boat with a nice view and fresh air). Also did you hear about those fires a few years ago. I dread to think.
4) Drive through Germany. It might be a slightly longer distance but you avoid all the toll roads and it's so, so much better. The German Autobahn kicks the French toll road's asses. If you go through France expect to pay at least £50 in tolls. Also the German motorway doesn't have a speed limit. Really.
5) Drive at night if you can. So much less traffic. So much nicer.
6) Buy fuel, drinks & snacks in towns and villages, not at service stations. It will be better quality and significantly cheaper.
7) Bring good music. European radio is rubbish. It makes 12 hours of Radio 1 seem tolerable.
Safe travels.
Post edited at 01:04