In reply to Ardo:
Oh he knows alright, he was just caught up in the giddy excitement of putting this very amusing article together.
Wrt to fans, Ryan made a contraption involving a fan on a stick when he was trying Mutations at the Tor, so he could dry out a critical hold. The rock gods took a dim view of such heresy and have to date not allowed a successful redpoint for the lanky one, or anyone else either.