Fuck Face** HVS
2 pitches. Climb the corner in two pitches
D. Haston 1959
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This climb is in 89 logbooks, and on 9 wishlists.

JonnoP - 2nd - 22/Aug/15 with Emily, Rick H

R0bbie - AltLd O/S - 30/May/15 with Matt

Matt crawford - 2nd O/S - 30/May/15 with Robbie Miller

Hidden - 2nd O/S - 20/Mar/15

Did as one pitch, don't know why you'd do it as two frankly... done purely for the name in the logbook ;)
CaelanB - Lead O/S - 20/Mar/15 with scott G

olekemi - Lead O/S - 12/Oct/14 with Jeremy M

james1978 - Lead - 08/Oct/14

Andy Moles - 2nd - 30/Jul/14 with Frazer

Luci - 2nd - 26/Jun/14 with Eachann

johnny_watt - Lead O/S - Jun/14

b-mouse - 2nd - Aug/13 with Alex

Lawrie Brand - AltLd O/S - 18/Jul/13 with Patrick Mcbride

Hidden - AltLd O/S - 18/Jul/13

Timothy Miller - AltLd O/S - 11/Jul/13 with Tim Hamlet

Tim Hamlet - AltLd - 11/Jul/13 with Tim Miller

Second pitch feels exposed for only two pitches.
Tim Hamlet - AltLd - 22/May/13 with Preston, Matt Girvin

captain - 2013

mshorter - Lead O/S - 2013

Hidden - AltLd O/S - 19/May/12

No need whatsoever to split this into two pitches. Much better as one.
Dr Toph - Lead O/S - 06/May/12 with Sophie

sophiecb - 2nd - 06/May/12 with Toph

mark88 - Lead - 02/May/12 with Jennie Crook

Jen Crook - 2nd - 02/May/12 with Mark Patterson

Hidden - Lead O/S - 14/Apr/12

andyinglis - AltLd O/S - 24/Mar/12 with mal_meech

Hidden - AltLd O/S - 24/Mar/12

Robin Fuller - AltLd - 2012

def hvs with the water pouring down -needed a bath after the first pitch, worse after second... good to be out in december tho...
sleeplessjb - AltLd O/S - 11/Dec/11 with dave wands

lead the first pitch not fun in the wet especially the mantle shelf but as james says nice to be out in december
david wands - AltLd O/S - 10/Dec/11 with james

DundeeDave - 2nd dog - 09/Aug/11 with Ewan Gourlay

Hidden - AltLd O/S - 03/Jul/11

Hidden - AltLd O/S - Jun/11

GScot38 - AltLd O/S - 18/Sep/10

Hidden - AltLd - 05/Aug/10

Led both pitches. P1 very good and the start of P2 is also nice. Better to cross the slab and belay out by the arete (plenty of good gear). Peg is useless and best left to rot, there is gear anyway. A better route might be Fuck Face P1 into The Hood P2??
Hay - Lead O/S - Jul/10 with Nick Bowen

The peg described in the SMC guidebook is useless as the eye has rusted through. Didnít feel too happy with the belay for the 2nd pitch but we may have missed something. The climbing was enjoyable though and the top out is much easier than it looks as the clumps of heather for the right hand add security and there is the odd bit of rock for the left.
kdlauder - AltLd O/S - 30/Jun/10 with james

first pitch. my advice is to do it in one pitch because the belay on the slabby shelf isn't amazing. also the peg abover is rotten. VS difficulty with E1 danger!
franksnb - AltLd O/S - 30/Jun/10 with keith

Done in one pitch.
jfmchivall - 2nd O/S - 28/Jun/10 with Iain Smith

Inti - Lead O/S - 28/Jun/10 with John Chivall

Hidden - 2nd - 10/Jun/10

mantels with a painful hand. ibuprofen followed
tomdude - Lead O/S - 10/Jun/10 with dan moore

**? A bit slight and not particularly good rock.
Ian Jones - Lead O/S - 10/Jun/10 with Roger Benton

Hidden - AltLd O/S - 22/May/10

beta as climbed first pitch before but lost a gearloop with my quickdraws, so had to retreat.
Laurence20 - Lead β - 18/May/10 with Theo Barnard, Dylan Frew

Hidden - 2nd - 21/Apr/10

Sean Bell - AltLd O/S - 25/Sep/09 with Ali Cashman

Hidden - 2nd - 15/Mar/09

BRUCESTRAC - 2009 with Chris Cracknell,Various

Not sure we went the classic route; Graeme put in a little traverse which was very entertaining
karinh - 2nd - 2009 with Graeme

richardr - Lead O/S - Sep/08

Sopping wet.
Shauna - 2nd - 12/Aug/08 with Paul Cunningham

robmack - Lead O/S - Jun/08

Was expecting great things, they never happened, not the classic I'd expected! To easy with one or two moves and a scrappy finish.
andymoin - AltLd O/S - 15/Apr/08 with sandy, Tim Cross

2nd Pitch
beegsyboy - AltLd O/S - 14/Apr/08 with Sandy + Andy

Boistelle - Lead O/S - 11/Mar/08 with Robbie MacKintosh

TrollJester - AltLd - 2008 with done many routes umpteen times

Not really very hard for HVS and not worth 2 starts IMO
CurlyStevo - Lead - 2008

breithorn4164 - Lead O/S - 11/Nov/07 with Jackson

somebody on upper cave crag asked me what route I had just finished when I emerged through the bushes. classic route name
jazzyjackson - AltLd - 07/Oct/07 with Ally

Hidden - AltLd O/S - 07/Oct/07

Definitly an HVS! Cave Crag catches the sun beautifully during the afternoon (even in late September!) Good views from crag over mixed woodland to Dunkeld bridge and cathedral.
RobScotland - 2nd - 22/Sep/07 with Ewan

Strung both pitches together
Captain Solo - Lead - 22/Sep/07 with Rob

gjd - Lead - 09/Sep/07 with Hutch

decs - 2nd - 08/Sep/07 with Rik

Dangerous Dave - Lead O/S - 29/Jul/07 with Russ Birkett

Dougie Harvey - AltLd O/S - 11/Jul/07 with Finlay Wild

alan wilson - 2007

steev - AltLd O/S - 14/Oct/06 with Fran

Hidden - AltLd - 27/Aug/06

whispering nic - May/06 with Graham Doig

Hidden - 2006

akhughes - Lead - 2006

centurion05 - Lead O/S - 30/May/05 with Dan Carroll

Hidden - Lead O/S - 2004

Lead pitch 1 (5a)
PenJD - Lead O/S - 14/Jun/03 with Jon Ascroft

Novelty and variety.
alan moore - 2003

Vertical mud top out was memorable!
Wee Davie - AltLd O/S - 01/Jun/02 with Kenny Archbold

Yourlead - Lead - 12/Jun/01 with Raymond Simpson

graeme gatherer - 2000

Hidden - Lead - 1998

Yourlead - Lead - 08/Oct/94 with Hugh Muchcamp

Yourlead - Lead - 08/Aug/93 with Gillian Lyall

I lead the 2nd 4c Pitch
Yourlead - AltLd - 25/May/93 with Stuart Johnston

Yourlead - 2nd - 08/May/93 with Graham Penny

Dave Douglas - AltLd O/S - 24/Oct/87 with Bruce Strachan

johnkeith - AltLd - 1987 with can't remember!

mark mcgowan01 - Solo - 1987

Lone Rider - Solo - 27/Apr/86

don.husband - 1970

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