Water-cum-Jolly

Climbs 356 – Rocktype Limestone – Altitude 205m a.s.l – Faces S

Crag features
The River Wye continues south and west from Chee Dale, past Miller’s Dale, into Water-cum-Jolly. In many ways this is Chee Dale's neglected little sister, the routes and buttresses are shorter and often the rock is of a lesser quality. On the plus side, a good track runs through the valley, it has a pleasant open aspect and quite a number of the cliffs catch the sun, with another set offering shady retreat in hot weather. Many of the routes in Water-cum-Jolly have been neglected in recent years. Those which rely on fixed gear are slowly being rebolted but others should be regarded now as unclimbable. This is especially true on Lammergeyer Buttress, and some of Moat and Central Buttresses - these routes have been included in this book since they may be rebolted in the future. Apart from the ever-popular Rubicon Wall, and the Cornice when it is in condition, you are very likely to have most of the routes here to yourself.

Access in WCJ is very sensitive so please follow the described approaches and notes included with each buttress introduction very carefully. The rights to the north riverbank in WCJ is owned by an angling club. They are willing to allow climbers and walkers access to the dale but please do nothing to disturb their fishing activities. The section including Jackdaw Point, Upper Circle and Ping Pong Area is a wildlife reserve owned and managed by Derbyshire Wildlife Trust. They are willing to allow climbing on these three buttresses but only within strict limits and providing climbers use the described approaches only. There should be no new routes and no gardening of any kind on these buttresses. The other sections, including the south bank, are owned by various land owners. Access to these buttresses isn't a problem but climbers should make as little disturbance as possible since the whole dale is important for wildlife of all kinds. Apart from lower-offs, no extra gear should be left on the routes, this includes fixed slings and krabs.

Access notes
Litton Mill Approach - From the B6049 Tideswell to Miller's Dale road, take the sharp turn towards Litton Mill and past the Angler's Rest pub. Park at the small parking spot about 200m past Raven Tor and just before the signs dissuading you from continuing to the village. Follow the road on foot and continue past the old mill (now apartments) onto the valley bottom path.

Cressbrook Approach - Descend into Monsal Dale and follow the valley bottom road all the way to Cressbrook. Park here on the roadside opposite the new flats development in the old mill. A well-marked path leads up into the dale proper. As Rubicon Wall comes into view there is a bridge on the left which leads to the south bank and the Cornice.

Guidebooks
Peak Limestone North (2015), Peak Limestone (2012), On Peak Rock (2003), Northern Limestone Route Database (2001), Peak Limestone - Wye Valley (1999),
Out of print: Northern Limestone (2004), Peak Limestone - Fax03 (1992)

Climbs at this crag

Sort climbs
 Climb nameGrade
 VISION BUTTRESS  
2Sunshine Super FrogE6 6c 1
3The VisionE6 6c **2
4Knocked Out LoadedE6 6c **1
5Agrippa's KneesE6 6b  
 JACKDAW POINT  
7Ground ControlE1 5b 2
8Skyline PigeonE5 6b  
9Armed With an Empty GunE4 6a *2
10ErithacusE2 5b *29
11Army DreamersE2 5c *25
12Fledgling FlakesHVS 5b *19
13Burning Up TimeE3 6a *12
14Nervous and ShakyE4 6a  
15FledglingVS 4c 11
16Trial RunVS 4c 2
17First FlightHVS 5a 4
18PalmoliveE1 5c *17
19Endless FlightE2 5c *17
20Fear of FlyingE2 5b *24
21Flight PathVS 4b 3
22Victory RollVS 4c 2
 UPPER CIRCLE  
24Hesitation DanceE5 6a  
25SpecialistE4 6c  
26Pragma8a+ * 
27Eat the Rich7c *12
28Three Spheres8b **2
29The Inch Test8a+ **5
30Psychic EmulatorE3 6b  
31Splinter in the Mind's EyeE2 6b 1
32Sweet WilliamE2 5c *4
33Western SamoaE4 6b  
34Dead Tree GrooveE2 5c *14
35Palace of TyrannyE1 5b  
36Trench WarfareE2 5b  
37Sweet FAE1 5b 1
38Dead Tree CrackE1 5b *9
39Reptar on IceE1 5b  
40Christmas CracksVS 4c 8
41EuromanHVS 5a 4
42Looking GoodE4 6a  
43Nidhšgg Loves JormungandE3 6a  
44CicatrixHVS 5a 1
45Going BushE5 6c  
 PING PONG AREA  
47Jungle JimE2 5b 1
48Tree Dweller's CrackE3 6a  
49DeceptionE4 6a **18
50Rio VerdeE4 6b *4
51Confidence Trick7b+  
52Matto Grosso ChimneyVS 4c  
53MandrakeE5 6a **7
54Chistiliano WallE4 6b  
55Marsh Dweller's RibE3 6a  
56The PongerVS 4b 1
57PingHVS 5b **73
58Ping PongE1 5b **61
59Desmond DouglasE2 5c *10
60PongE1 5b 3
61The Creative UrgeHVS 5b  
62Virgin's CrackVS 4b 11
63Sour GrapesE1 6a 1
 PSYCHE'S BUTTRESS  
65The ArrowS 1
66SummonsE4 5c  
67Nappy SquadE5 6b  
68Dreams of LeavingE2 5c  
69Love is the Drug6c+ 1
70The Still Small VoiceE3 5c **2
71Strip SearchE2 5c  
72Bow String GrooveVS 3
73The KeepS 4
74The FairyD 1
 LAMMERGEYER BUTTRESS  
76ZobE2 6a  
77Part-time HobbyE2 5b  
78Aquarian WarriorsE5 6b  
79The Lammergeyer TwinsE5 6b 1
80As Summers Die7a+ 2
81One Way ReflectionE5 6b * 
82Final ApocalypseE5 6b  
83The Myth of Masculinity7a+ 1
84Mr. Puniverse7a+ 2
85The Ego has Landed7b+ 2
86The Amnicolist Spies on the Black SubmarineE5 6b 1
87Living with a Porcupine7a 3
88Once upon a Time7a+ 1
89Tree Surgeon7b 1
90The Fall7c+ * 
91Vindicator7c 5
92SkyFall7c+ *1
 RUBICON - LEFT  
94Alimoany7b+ 3
95Honeymoon BluesE5 6b *6
96Salar8a *16
97Slapin7c *7
98Slapdasher7a *21
99LapinE3 5c 5
100Welsh Rarebit6b+ *45
101Blue Eyed MyxamatoidE3 5c  
102The Brer Faced Cheek of It6a 1
103HareE3 5c 1
104Changing FortunesE4 6b 1
105Chairs MissingE4 6b *7
106A Tall StoryE5 6c *1
107DragonflightE3 5c **61
108The Dragon Flight TraverseV3 *41
109JezebelE5 6a **8
110KingfisherE5 6c *2
111JawsE5 6b *6
112Plectrum Maxilla DirectE7 6c * 
113Barracuda8b *1
114Caviar8a+ ***16
115Caviar Startf7B *4
116Beluga8a+ *4
117Eugenics8b+  
118Let the Tribe Increase8a *10
119Dangerous Tribes8a *2
120The Dangerous Brothers8a **18
121Too Old to be Bold7c *58
122CootE4 6a 7
123PiranhaE6 6b ***9
124Piranha Startf7A *21
125Piranha Traversef7A *5
126CoraE6 6c *2
127White BaitE5 6c **5
128White Bait (start)f6C 16
129Flake Out Shake OutE4 6c  
 KUDOS WALL  
131A Miller's TaleE5 6b **9
132A Miller's Tale Startf6B+ *280
133Kudosf7B *120
134Kudos Originalf7C *10
135Kudos - the Hard Wayf7B *23
136Kudos Hard Way Sit Startf7B+ 3
137Kudos Sit Startf7B+ *9
138Kudos Original Sit Startf7C+ 1
139Kudos traversef7B **41
140The Pinchf7C *2
141Hot Fun Closing8a **28
142A Bigger Tail7b+ **135
143Johnny Gf7C 4
144An Even Bigger Tail7b+ *38
145A Bigger Tail Stand Startf7C *1
146A Bigger Bellyf8B * 
147The PressV9 **54
148The Press - Kneeling Startf7C+ *6
149The Press - Low Right Startf8A **2
150The Press - Low Left Startf8A+ **1
151A Bigger SplashV7 *76
152A Bigger Splash Directf7B *112
153Bigger Splash Direct - Kneeling Startf7C **10
154Bigger Splash Direct - Low Right Startf7C **4
155A Bigger Prizef7A 151
156Tsunamif8A **15
157Tsunamishf7C+ *1
158Dancing Fishf8A **3
159Dancing Fish Standingf7B ***6
 RUBICON - RIGHT  
161Water BaliffHVS 4c 2
162FreewheelerHVS 4c  
163Professor KirkE5 6b  
164MaureenE4 6a  
165Sperm WormE5 6a  
166Dumb AnimalE5 6a  
167Last But Not Least7a *31
168The Pinch Test7c+ *2
169The AnglerE6 6c *1
170The Wimp7c *4
171The Sissy8a *31
172Zeke the Freak8b ***13
173The Bastard8c+ ** 
174Truely Awesome7a+ *14
175Rubicon7a ***403
176Zeitgeist7b *45
177No Jug, No ThugE5 6b *1
178Cruising the Seven SeasE6 6b * 
179The Bomb is Coming7a *7
180Toenail PieE2 5b 16
181Warm-up Traversef5 **175
182High Traversef5+ 122
183Middle Traversef6A+ *139
184Low traversef6B+ *80
185Toenail Leftf6A+ *94
186Toenail Pie Startf5 *163
187DebrisE4 5c 4
188Debris Groovef6A 74
189The Debris Dynof6C **25
190Crimps and Pocketsf6B 78
191Peg's Pathf6B 81
192Sharp Pocketsf5+ 95
193Small But Perfectly Formed7a+ 16
194Skippy the Bush Kangaroo WeirdE3 6c 3
195Approach Traversef7A 15
 MOAT BUTTRESS  
197Nude Moatorcycle Girl7a 3
198Out of the Shadows7b *2
199Another Moatside Attraction7a+ *4
200Moat MadnessE5 6b *1
201Sheer PowerE5 6b  
202SheerwaterE1 5b *2
203The Lady of the LakeE5 6b *4
204D.T.'s RouteE5 6b  
205Drawbridge Down When the Levee BreaksE6 6c  
206ExcaliburE6 6b **1
207No Mud, No Thud7b+ 5
208A Bigger Thud7c *4
209A Bigger Splat7a *10
210Let the Tripe Increase7c **22
211All Hands to the Pump7c+  
212Moatorhead7b+ **20
213Coming up for Air7c * 
214Moat People7b+ **73
215Afloat in the Moat6c+ *83
216Piranha WallE4 3
217TritonE4 5c 6
218Jaws llE5 6b  
219The Flying DutchmanE6 6c * 
220Two Sheep to Leicester7a+ *7
221Searching for the Yeti7b *2
222Moat WallE5 1
223Moat Race6c+ 3
224Moat PuddingsE5 2
225Castle Puddings6b+ 3
 MAJORCA CRUNCH BUTTRESS  
227You Got No Reason7a  
228Rhyme Crime7a+ 1
229Who got Rhyme6c 4
230Rhyme and Reason6c *5
231Reserve Judgement7a 8
232Happy Days6c+ *3
233Oh Dear!6c+ *11
234Four Men Tour6c *23
235Val de Mossa6c+ 8
236Blanca Expression7a *3
237The Majorca Alternative7a+ *19
238Costa del Jolly7a *10
239Wish you were here6b 15
240Do I?6b+ 5
241Mission Impossible8a+ * 
242Karma Killer8b **3
243Agent Provocateur8a+ **6
244Secret Agent8a+ *1
245perfecto7c+ 1
246Trainer Tamer7b+ 2
247Breakbeat8a * 
248One on One7a+ 1
249Under Western EyesE5 6b  
 THE CORNICE  
251Alpha GrooveVD  
252Sting in the TailE4 6a  
253Puffy White FleshE2 6a  
254CrystallineS 1
255The Gully 1933S 4b 2
256Bandwagon on DirectionE5 6a  
257The Bulge 1984E5 6b 1
258The Thatcher YearsE5 6b 13
259Nothing to Help the PoorE5 6b 1
260The Workhouse7a+ 2
261Poorlaw6c+  
262A Major Moment6c+ 8
263Supplementary Benefit7a+ 5
264Incapacity Benefit7a+ **82
265The Dole 19897c *9
266Yorkshire 8b8a *4
267Ape Index8b+ * 
268The Weakling7c+ **4
269Brachiation Dance7b+ ***133
270The Free Monster8a ***45
271The Auctioneer8a+ ***7
272Rumble in the Jungle8a+ ***9
273Monsterosity8b ***6
274Albatrossity8a+ ***7
275Superfly8a+ **1
276Eclipsed8a+ **1
277The Disillusioned Glue Machine8a **7
278Empire Burlesque7c+ *4
279The Nasty Man7c *2
280Goldcrest8a *1
281Sirius7c+ *2
282Atilla the Hun7a+ 5
283Catch the Rainbow6c 16
284Superocity8a+ **1
285Barbarossity8a+ **1
286Belladona7b 3
287Releasable Abseil1 *1
 TWO TIER BUTTRESS  
289Tierfull6b 1
290My Tiers led up to This6b *1
291Tiery Henry6b *1
292Under-Tiered6c *1
 WITCHCRAFT WALL  
294SpellboundHVS 5c  
295Witchcraft WallE3 6b  
296Belladonna7b *1
297Black SabbathHVS 5b  
298Vicar's VertigoE1 5b 6
299Sermon WallVS 1
300ConfusionE3 6b 1
301Ribcrusher CrackVS 5a 1
 CENTRAL BUTTRESS  
303Ringing ChimneyD 2
304Tiddle-de-Dum6c 2
305Te DeumE3 5b  
306Hammy Hamster's Last RitesE2 5c *3
307Chiming CrackE4 6a *4
308Dangerous LiaisonsE5 6b *1
309Carillon CrackE3 5c *3
310Silent StormE5 6a *1
311Carol's CrackE3 5c *5
312Hemmingway's HorrorE2 5c *7
313The Importance of Being ErnestE4 6a  
314The BellringerE2 5c 7
315It Tolls for Thee6c+ *4
316Vapour Stream7a+ *6
317La Belle AgeE6 6b *1
318En Masse DescendreE6 6b * 
319In BulkE6 6b **1
320LeviathanE5 6b *1
321St. PaulE3 5c *25
322St Paul Direct StartE3 6a *4
323Paulliac7c **2
324BehemothE5 6b ***21
325That'll Do NicelyE5 6b 3
326Yankee DollarE5 6b 1
327The Treadmill7b *8
328Fort KnoxE5 6a 2
329Fort Knox Direct7b *1
330The TrollE3 6a 6
331Crumbling CracksHVS 4b 4
332Squatter's RightsHVS 4c  
333My Fickle Resolve6c+ *2
334Une Jour Parfait7b *1
335WarheadE3 6a 2
336Fire on Water7b+ **5
337The AlienE4 6b ***29
338AliensE6 6c * 
339White FrightE6 6b * 
340Knuckle KnockerE3 5c *11
341WarE5 6a 3
342Freedom is Insane7a *11
343Hairy LegsE3 6a 4
344AftervisionE2 5c 2
345Deja Vu6c *4
346HeatwaveHVS 5a  
347No Chains on Me6c+ *6
348The Chain Gang6c+ *3
349The Chain Gang (Trad)6c+ *1
350Escape Artist7a+ *1
351Cool Hand LukeE5 6b 1
352DisparagementE5 6a 2
353Time WarpE4 6b  
354Fatal Attraction7b **9
355Fatal Hesitation7b+ *1
356SoxE5 6a *2
357La Brute7a *3
358La ChuteE5 6b **4
359La RouteE4 6a *4
360Coldity GrooveE3 5c 2
361Coldity CrackE1 5b 6
362C'est Plastique6c 6
363Plastic WonderVS 4c  
364Plastic BlinkersHVS 5b  
365GwendolineHVS 5a 2
366Orient routeD  
367Dis-orientated6b+ 1
368Scoopy Little NumberE2 5b *1
369Fools Rush InE1 5c 3
 MILL BUTTRESS  
371Tip Toe WallHVS 5a 2
372Yukon GrooveVD * 
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The sport route near Thatcher Years is in fact called "Incapacity Benift". A few people need to edit their logs!
kristian - 01/Oct/08
Need to add The Auctioneer 8a+ kieth Sharples July 2001. Left of Rumble. Eclipsed 8b Steve fearn Aug 99 L of glue machine. Ape Index Steve mclure Aug 2000 8b+ R of Yorkshire 8b. Gold Cresr hard 7C+ Right of Glue Machine Also best routes on Crag are Albatrocity (best 8a+ in Peak) Auctioneer, Brachiation, Freemonster and Monsterocity.
Simon Reed - 24/Oct/03