Climbs 303
Rocktype Gritstone
Altitude 300m a.s.l
Faces SW

"Pensioner's at play" he said © Joshua Willett

Crag features

Birchen remains one of the most popular venues in the Peak due to its friendly atmosphere and good collection of low-grade routes. The place has always been a favourite with groups and this long-standing popularity has led to the wearing of many of the already rounded holds. Quite a number of the routes have slippery and awkward starts but get yourself going and things often ease rapidly with height. Summer weekends can be extremely busy, but if you leave the main section and head rightwards to the more secluded buttresses, you will probably find a bit of solitude. The majority of routes at Birchen have names of a nautical nature linked to the monument on the cliff top, erected to celebrate Nelson's victory at the Battle of Trafalgar back in 1805.

Approach notes

The usual approach is from the National Trust car park by the Robin Hood Inn. Walk up the road to a stile on the left and a sandy track that leads to the rocks in 10mins.

It is also possible to approach from the Gardom's parking spot.

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Guidebooks

Eastern Grit

Updated and expanded edition of the award-winning Peak Grit East. Covers all the best routes on the eastern Gritstone edges of the Peak District - Wharncliffe, Rivelin, Dovestone Tor, Bamford, Stanage, Burbage North, Higgar Tor, Burbage South, Millstone, Lawrencefield, Yarncliffe, Froggatt, Curbar, Baslow, Gardoms, Birchen, Chatsworth, Cratcliffe, Black Rocks
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Peak Bouldering

The Peak Bouldering Rockfax is a massive book covering a huge area including all the main bouldering venues of the Peak District. It includes many more low-grade problems than have ever been documented before including 17 circuits with problems at V0+ 5a and under, and a further 21 circuits with problems at V2 5c and below.
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my favourite crag.
Stanners - 11/Sep/15
There is a pay car park and a field across the road. pick which you prefer. wet days I'd say the £4 will be worth it.
Lukem6 - 27/Oct/13
Surprised yesterday to have to pay for the Car Park. £2.50 up to 4 hours, £4 all day. Free to NT or RSPB members.
D Berry - 27/Oct/13
The is a problem on the back of the royal sovereign boulder that starts lying down under the overhang pulls through to a slot from slopers on the lip of the overhang and then on to the top with a tiny mono on the top. Does anyone no the name or grade? Thanks
ceturnock - 09/Sep/13
There's a large block halfway up Gun-cotton Groove (VD) on Kismet Buttress which is quite loose. Avoiding using this probably puts it up a grade. Perhaps no longer a "good beginners' climb".
Howard J - 04/Aug/10
Just a quick update... Took a youth group from my Church there this weekend and had a fantastic time. We climbed to the right of the monument, using "On Peak Rock" as a guide. First of all, there's about 500m of delicious rock to the right of the monument, which are not covered by the guidebook :( We camped at the Eric Byne memorial site by the Robin Hood Inn. It's run by the really old couple again, after being run by the Peak authority for a while. It's £2.50 pppn, with toilets and fresh water. They now have a bin area which is new since I was last there (2003). Still no campfires, but where can you these days :( Still a superb crag, unbeatable for groups, families, beginners and first-time outdoor lead climbers.
rich in wales - 20/Oct/07
Victory Vice the V Diff on the Kismet Buttress has got bats living in it just a warning!!!
David Hollyer - 30/May/06
I love this crag - Gives us VS climbers the chance for great low grade soloing. Lots of lovely classically grit moves on a small scale.
Reds - 08/Mar/04
Don\'t miss the great bouldering opportunities to be had on the three large boulders on top of the crag. Each boulder has its name carved into the rock and is named after the Flagships of Nelson\'s fleet at the battle of Trafalgar.
Michael Hunt - 20/Jan/02
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Climbs at this crag

Climb name Grade
 Far Left 
2PortsideHS 4b 15
3The BrinyE1 5b 4
4StarboardsideHS 4b 16
 Bosun's Wall 
6Bosun's NoseS 4c 149
7Bosun's CrackVD 262
8Bosun's WallHVD 4a 215
 Poop Deck 
10The GangplankM *840
11Poop Crackf3 70
12Handy CrackD 585
13Handy WallV0- *36
14Visitors OnlyHS 4a *458
15Visitors WallV1 16
16All AboardD 448
17Saltheart FoamfollowerHVS 5c *77
18Howships Lacunae
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V5 *6
19PDCLW
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V1 *3
20Poop Deck CrackS 4a 317
21The PirateE2 6b 3
22Master and CommanderV5 *1
 Emma's Slab 
24Disabled Seaman
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V3 *34
25Cabin Boy
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V6 **61
26Cabin Boy Variationf6C *7
27The Cabin
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V3 **73
28Log
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V2 *36
29Sling Your Hammock
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V1 **26
30Dan's ArÍtef6C *20
31Crow's Feetf5+ *12
32Land Ho!HS 4c *167
33The Crow's NestVS 4c **884
34Scrim Netf6A *118
35Lookout ArÍteS 4a *220
36The FunnelD *506
37Kiss Me HardyHVD 4a *569
38The DancerE1 5c 13
39Kiss Me Arse
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f6A *47
40Kiss Me Arse (Sit-Start)f6C *38
41Monocled Monof6C 20
42Kiss Me Softyf6B *35
43Victory CrackHS 4b *648
44Victory GullyS 4a *296
45Emma's SlabVS 4b *528
46Roger the Cabin Boyf6C *2
47Technical Geniusf7A *22
48Technical Genius (Sit-Start)
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f7A+ **6
49Technical Genius ArÍteV4 *16
50Emma's DilemmaS 4a *1290
51Emma RoydVS 4c *344
52Emma's TemptationHVD 4c *1122
53Emma's DelightHS 4b *737
54DeludedVS 4c *257
55Emma's DelusionS 4a *454
56The ProwVS 4c *714
57ArtificialVD 59
58Oak GullyM 54
59Oak Tower
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VD 52
60Heather Corner
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D 36
61Heather Corner SlabM 35
 Nelson's Slab 
63The Rigging
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D 50
64The Bunk LadderS 4a 30
65Captain's PrerogativeHS 4b *806
66Captain's BunkHS 4b *727
67Telescope TunnelM **464
68Captain's Crawl
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M 136
69Porthole ButtressS 4a *297
70Porthole DirectVS 4c **1074
71Victor HugoE4 6b *1
72Captain BirdseyeVS 4c 152
73Blind EyeS 4b *230
74The Proprioceptive Octetnone 20
75Admiral's Flushed HeadD 10
76Dead EyeHVS 6a 30
77Iron EyeV7 3
78Nelson's Slab Directf6A *11
79Nelson's SlabHS 5a *666
80Half NelsonVS 5a *266
81Left Ladder ChimneyVD 172
82SplicedS 4a 14
83Right Ladder ChimneyHVD 4a 132
 Sail Buttress 
85Midshipman / Plain SailingE2 6a ***78
86Nor'-easter
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HVS 5a 20
87Cold CompassE2 6b *1
88The KrakenE6 6c ***2
89Sail ButtressHS 4b **1705
90Roger the Cabin BoyVS 4c *110
91RatlineHVS 5b **474
92Amazing GraceE2 6a 4
93Sail ChimneyS 4a **999
94TopsailVS 4c **2299
95Marie's Gone to CanadaE1 5c 1
96SpinnakerVS 5a 21
97Monument Chimney CrackVD *415
98Monument ChimneyD *637
 Orpheus Wall 
100Pillar WallS 4a 151
101The BowS 4a *241
102BuggerV1 16
103Orpheus WallHVS 5c **453
104UnderworldV2 16
105PeachesE4 6b ***25
106Peaches StartV3 15
107CreamV5 5
108PixieV1 5
109Pixie (Sit-Start)V5 3
110Orgasmic Variations in a Broom Cupboard
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E1 5c  
111Nelens
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E1 5b  
112Monument GullyVD *259
113Book SnifferE6 6b 1
114Monument Gully ButtressHVS 5b *313
115The KeelHVS 5b *133
116Naughty NauticalsE2 6b 11
117The BoomHVS 5a *2
 The Three Ships 
 Victory 
120Orion
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V1 128
121Neptune
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V0 *147
122The Victory Traverse
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VB *80
123Euryalus
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V0 *188
124V for Victory
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V0- *247
125Prow Left
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V0 *235
126Prow Right
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V0+ *233
127Prow Right Dyno
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V4 *22
128Victor's Ledge
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V0 *135
 Defiance 
130Finisterre
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V0 *198
131The Defiance Traverse
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V2 **66
132St. Vincent
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V0+ *205
133Calvi
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V0+ *170
134Aboukir
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V0 *188
135Tenerife
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V0 *247
136Tenerife Right-Hand
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V0+ *118
 Royal Soverin 
138Royal
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V0- *182
139The Royal Soverin Traverse
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V1 *52
140Bilge
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V0 *161
141Buccaneer LeftV0- 60
142Buccaneer
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V0 *123
143Press Gang
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V1 *83
144Orlop
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V1 *134
145Mini RoofV2 *24
 The Promenade 
147Cutting CornersS 4a 6
148The PromenadeD **1115
149The Promenade DirectHVD 4a *770
150PromarÍtef6A *38
151The ChainS 4a *707
152Megamix Left
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V7 * 
153Gritstone Megamixf7A *13
154HMS Daringf7B+ *3
155Splendide Audax
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V8+  
156Thing on a Springf7A *61
157Hollybush GullyVD 4b *333
158Anchor TraverseHS 4b *182
159Floating AnarchyHVS 5a 49
160Powder Monkey ParadeS 4b **1447
161Oarsman ArÍtef6B+ *7
162Oarsmanf6B+ 19
163Oarsman Sit-Start
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V6 **1
164'Oar 'Ousef7A 4
165Hornblowerf6C **72
166Obstructive Pensionerf7A+ *5
167Pensioner Right-Hand
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V7 * 
168Jumpers for Trousersf7C+ * 
169Eliminate Flake
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V0+ *4
170HangoverHVS 5b 70
171Admiral's ProgressD *450
172Polaris ExitD *218
173The Admiral's Head
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D 3b 9
 Trafalgar Wall 
175Bulbous Bowf5+ 168
176HammockVS 5b *175
177Camperdown CrawlHS 4c **1694
178Camperdown Crawl Right-Hand VariantVS 5c 39
179Barnacle BulgeHS 4c *909
180Trafalgar CrackVD 4a *2265
181Trafalgar WallS 4b **2081
182The Defiance Variation
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V0 13
183Defiance Crack
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VD 4a 22
184The Long PromenadeVS 4b **44
 Stoker's Wall 
186Bell Bottom ArÍteS 4a 258
187Sailor's CrackS 4b *257
188Sailor's ProblemVD 607
189Whatknot?S 4b *304
190Reef KnotS 4b *648
191SheetbendS 4b 294
192Nautical CrackVD *937
193Heave HoS 4a 316
194Yo-Ho CrackVD *1356
195Rum WallVD 710
196Rum BreakVD 109
197Stoker's BreakVD 788
198Stoker's HoleHS 4a *932
199StokedS 4a *1023
200Stoker's WallD *978
201Stoker's Wall Traverse
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VD 3c 32
202Stoker's Wall Crack
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M 2c 36
203Stoker's Wall FlakeV0- 31
204Chasing the DragonV9  
 Copenhagen Wall 
206Scandiwallf3+ 21
207Copenhagen Corner Left-Hand VariantVD 25
208Copenhagen Cornerf3+ 381
209Copenhagen Wall Traverse
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S 4a 26
210ScandiarÍtef5+ *331
211Dane's Delightf5 *568
212Dane's Disgustf5 *338
213Carlsberg Exportf6B 19
214Mermaidf7C *3
215Copenhagen WallVS 5a *445
216MP3
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V8 **39
217Wonderful Copenhagenf4+ *313
218Mast Gully RidgeVD *458
219Mast GullyM 232
 The Fo'c'sle 
221Mast Gully WallVD 4b 123
222Mast Gully CrackHS 4b *197
223Mast Gully ButtressVS 5a *188
224Fo'c'sle WallVS 4c *343
225Fo'c'sle CrackS 4b *644
226Fo'c'sle ChimneyVD *254
227Fo'c'sle ArÍteVS 5b *67
228Fo'c'sle ArÍte Direct StartV1 4
229Broadsidef6A+ *27
230LowsideV5 *6
231The Brigandf7C+ *3
232The Buccaneerf7A *2
233Cave GullyVD *93
 Tar's Wall 
235Ta Very MuchHS 4c 101
236Tar's ArÍteVD 4a *378
237Ta Ta For NowHS 5a 260
238Tar's CrackVD *454
239Tar's TeeterVS 4c *13
240Tar's WallHVD 4b 624
241Sodomyf6C **24
242Tar's TraverseD 322
243Tar's ClimbM 181
244Tar's GullyD 359
245Pig HeadS 4c 253
246PigtailS 4a 296
247Wavedancef4+ 119
248Prow WallM 225
249Prow GullyM 33
250Prow Gully Prow
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HD 3a 25
 Barbette Buttress 
252Barbette ArÍteS 4b 30
253Barbette CrackHS 4b *224
254Barbette WallS 4a 147
255Barbette ButtressS 4b *385
256Cannonball CrackS 3c 96
257Cannonball Wall Direct Start
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VS 5a 61
258Cannonball WallVD *404
259Gunner's GangwayD 288
260Lieutenant's LadderD 166
 Seasick Slab 
262Midge's ManoeuvreE2 6a 10
263Middy's ManoeuvreHS 4c *134
264MidwayE1 6b 34
265Torpedo TubeHVD 4a *217
266FlatabackE1 6a 14
267Das BootVS 5a 22
268Gunner's GrooveD 271
269Seasick ArÍte Left-Hand Variation
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V0 *18
270Seasick ArÍtef4+ *398
271Seasick Slabf3+ 552
272Seasick Stevef6A+ *7
273Sick as a Parrot
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HD 4a 29
274Men UnitedV1 25
275Isle of MenV2 *20
 Wooden Leg Wall 
277Three Sheets to the Wind
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HVD 4b 18
278Cabin FeverHVD 4a 86
279Wooden Leg Wall - Left CornerD 3b 23
280Spotted Dick
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V3 3
281Moby DickS 4a 165
282Old CodgerVS 4c *79
283Bold CodgerE2 6a 5
284Wooden Leg WallHVS 5c *59
285Owd GadgeeE2 6a 4
286Young Gadfly
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HS 4b 15
287Wooden Leg Wall - Right Corner
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HD 3c 23
288Stoker's CrackS 4b 96
289Stoker's SaunterVD 115
290Knick KnackE1 5b 39
291Easy CornerM 40
292Matelot's MeanderS 4a 130
 Kismet Buttress 
294Yard Arm
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V0- 33
295Implosionf5+ 37
296Explosionf4+ *181
297Blast Hole Wallf5 *125
298Cor Limey!VD 23
299Powder KegS 4a 43
300Refuse
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V3 5
301FuseVS 5a *226
302Gun-Cotton GrooveVD *435
303Cook's RibE1 5c *136
304Horatio's DirectVS 4c *149
305Horatio's HorrorHS 4a **458
306Heavy CruiserE1 6a  
307Nelson's NemesisVS 4b ***690
308Tom's ArÍteE5 6b 1
309Victory ViceVD *131
310For Queen and CountryHVS 4c 44
311DeviceHVS 4c 150
312Gunpowder Gully ArÍteS 3c 153
313Gunpowder GullyD 110
314Sea Dog SlabVD 134
315Sea Dog Slab Direct
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V0- 10
316Sea Dog Slab Indirect
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V0- 7
317Sailor's chuteHVD 4a 66
318They Think It's All Over
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VS 4b 6
319It Is Now
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VD 3c 14
320It Is Now DirectVD 4b 11
321Nelson's Slab Direct Sit-start Plinth Eliminate *f7A 2
322Colder Compass *V5  
323Scuttlebutt *V6  
324Traverse into Hornblower *V6 1
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