In reply to chris gooder:
Of course, who hasn't been subject to a mustard gas attack once or twice?
I am also very familiar with what it is like to wade thigh deep in treacle, indeed I do it most weekends. But the claim that pictures exist, with or without David Cameron and "babe" is completely libelous. Or, as the poet puts it :
"Though hast committed ... "
"Fornication - but that was in another country, and, besides the pig was dead"
Have you ever heard of a "metaphor", possibly a slightly contorted one?
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