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My pain in the backside dog rubbed himself in the remnants of this. Seal, porpoise or ???

I often wondered what became of Tom Hanks' character after the end of the film Splash. Although he'd magically gained the ability to breath underwater he still swam like a human and would have been unable to survive without her constant support.

Vertebrae pretty small so I’d guess seal - radius/ulna looks right:

https://www.seadocsociety.org/harbor-seal-skeleton

The one towards the top of picture No.1, is a dog.

That's just what it wants you to think.

That TR picture does look like a bone handled gun

I often wondered what became of the singer known as Seal when he disappeared from the charts after the nineties. Following his divorce from the supermodel Heidi Klum he would have been unable to survive without her constant support.

On the phone, with blurry morning eyes, it looked like it was a seal...

Unless he got a little crazy

Your mutt's not alone.