In celebration of the International Year of the Nudist, this week ape index are proud to offer a special deal of 15% off* for any nude customers turning up for this week's show. And as if that wasn't enough, we are also celebrating UNESCO's International Year of Hull, by bringing you the toast of the city's mountaineering circle, the one and only Miss Andy Kirkpatrick.
Famous the length and breadth of his house for an audacious solo of one of America's hardest routes, El Cap's mighty Reticent Wall, Andy could unjustly be called one of the world's top mountaineers. In this week's show, entitled Higher Than Everest, the pot-bellied powerhouse will bring us tales of poor placements, deep fist cracks and dubious protection. And that's just his holiday in Benidorm. For the full story, come along, and come prepared.
In support, there will be E9 6c, a film by Dominic Clemence, wherein Dawes and Redhead battle out ideologies over the first ascent of The Indian Face. Top entertainment, and a portrait of two climbers who, more than any others, have expressed their emotions best through rock.
For halftime entertainment, we will be bringing you Sheffield's first annual regatta, featuring a selection of tall ships from around the world, as well as a swimming gala. As usual, we will work hard to offload a prize at someone's expense, so be ready. The evening will be hosted by Niall Grimes, who this week will feature a 'joke'.
The event will take place on Sunday 20th of January at the Brincliffe Oaks in Nether Edge, Sheffield at 8.00pm. Entry is £4. For further information, directions, entertainment, a quiz(ooh!) and other stuff see www.apeindex.com
See you Sunday.
* Please note, this is a foul lie. Naked folks pay just like anyone else.
