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I have girl that likes me i'm i keen on her! the course that i'm on gives two days in which to discovery others. So it the 14th i have to go back and prepare for a canoe saftey test.!!!!! everybody i phone has not picked up. whats a simple boy to do..... Hello, Group
You may remember me. I last climbed with you in the peaks. At lot has happened on the Diploma of Activites at the college of West Anglia. I Went to Morocco and climbed Jebel Toukbal. befoe leaving across the country by train to Spain. Where I did two weeks Sport climbing.
I've just returned from Cairngorms after winter Ice climbing. and am returning to Norfolk tommorrow. I only have boots and chalk bag. Can anyone loan my a harness? otherwise i'm heading to Arethusa for some bouldering. Ps you have under 12 hours to conivince me
Damion
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In reply to lost1977:
Errrr....my thoughts exactly! Lol!
seriously??!?
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> wtf
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> wtf
Errrr....my thoughts exactly! Lol!
seriously??!?
In reply to Hjonesy:
I thought it was me :oS
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> Errrr....my thoughts exactly! Lol!
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> seriously??!?
I thought it was me :oS
In reply to Hjonesy:
i turned the screen upside down, held it to a mirror, squinted a bit... still no luck.
jester, please can you translate that into english? preferably in bullet-point form?
i turned the screen upside down, held it to a mirror, squinted a bit... still no luck.
jester, please can you translate that into english? preferably in bullet-point form?
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In reply to CJD:
LOL! thought it was the red wine, but re-read it again and it's clearly nonsense!!
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> i turned the screen upside down, held it to a mirror, squinted a bit... still no luck.
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> i turned the screen upside down, held it to a mirror, squinted a bit... still no luck.
LOL! thought it was the red wine, but re-read it again and it's clearly nonsense!!
In reply to AnthonyB:
Wow! someone that 'speaks Jester'!
What's he saying?!
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> I did the DOA about 4 years ago is tim, nigel and steve still running it?
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> I did the DOA about 4 years ago is tim, nigel and steve still running it?
Wow! someone that 'speaks Jester'!
What's he saying?!
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In reply to Hjonesy:
Lol no chance, i dont think anyone could work out what he was saying, all i managed to understand is that he was doing the diploma in outdoor ed in kings lynn
Lol no chance, i dont think anyone could work out what he was saying, all i managed to understand is that he was doing the diploma in outdoor ed in kings lynn
In reply to jester:
as long as you didn't do any of the latter two whilst performing the first, no harm done indeed
as long as you didn't do any of the latter two whilst performing the first, no harm done indeed
In reply to Hjonesy:
for a second i thought i was on the verge of cracking the code ... but no
jester have you taken you medication
for a second i thought i was on the verge of cracking the code ... but no
jester have you taken you medication
In reply to jester: I will reply with 5 pints in me
I do need abit of help!!!!!!!
so far the house the girl is in is full of drugs non taken from her I heard from the wire thqt see finds me amusing~! see Joey style I can do amusing find to find some one? not spent a lot of time with here shouyld i ask here out for a coffee!!!!!!!!!!!?????
I do need abit of help!!!!!!!
so far the house the girl is in is full of drugs non taken from her I heard from the wire thqt see finds me amusing~! see Joey style I can do amusing find to find some one? not spent a lot of time with here shouyld i ask here out for a coffee!!!!!!!!!!!?????
In reply to jester:
i think the answer 26.4
were a= 1, b and c are real numbers, and james is a carrot
i also read it 3 times - then sat in a corner and waited for it to go away
i think the answer 26.4
were a= 1, b and c are real numbers, and james is a carrot
i also read it 3 times - then sat in a corner and waited for it to go away
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In reply to jester:
nope, you've lost me again
> (In reply to jester) I will reply with 5 pints in me
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> I do need abit of help!!!!!!!
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> so far the house the girl is in is full of drugs non taken from her I heard from the wire thqt see finds me amusing~! see Joey style I can do amusing find to find some one? not spent a lot of time with here shouyld i ask here out for a coffee!!!!!!!!!!!?????
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> I do need abit of help!!!!!!!
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> so far the house the girl is in is full of drugs non taken from her I heard from the wire thqt see finds me amusing~! see Joey style I can do amusing find to find some one? not spent a lot of time with here shouyld i ask here out for a coffee!!!!!!!!!!!?????
nope, you've lost me again
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In reply to jester:
dude, ask her out for a coffee or a drink or whatever but definitely stay away from substances beforehand otherwise she'll be as confused by you as we are!
dude, ask her out for a coffee or a drink or whatever but definitely stay away from substances beforehand otherwise she'll be as confused by you as we are!
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In reply to jester:
i'd stick to water- nothing with any sugar in, you dont want to blow it
> (In reply to jester) here out for a coffee!!!!!!!!!!!?????
i'd stick to water- nothing with any sugar in, you dont want to blow it
In reply to jester: Shit my english teacher would have a filed day with spelling. The house is full of drugs she is no par taken in these activites but see has a small shine on me. do I take this as a possible lets talk or???
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In reply to jester:
Again.......WTF?!?! Lol! this guy is hilarious!
What are you trying to say Lassie?? Is a girl stuck down the well??!
> (In reply to jester) I will reply with 5 pints in me
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> I do need abit of help!!!!!!!
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> so far the house the girl is in is full of drugs non taken from her I heard from the wire thqt see finds me amusing~! see Joey style I can do amusing find to find some one? not spent a lot of time with here shouyld i ask here out for a coffee!!!!!!!!!!!?????
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> I do need abit of help!!!!!!!
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> so far the house the girl is in is full of drugs non taken from her I heard from the wire thqt see finds me amusing~! see Joey style I can do amusing find to find some one? not spent a lot of time with here shouyld i ask here out for a coffee!!!!!!!!!!!?????
Again.......WTF?!?! Lol! this guy is hilarious!
What are you trying to say Lassie?? Is a girl stuck down the well??!
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ok i may have worked out the 2nd message
he has heard this girl finds him amusing, not spent much time with her , should he ask her out for coffee ?
he has heard this girl finds him amusing, not spent much time with her , should he ask her out for coffee ?
In reply to jester:
yes
> (In reply to jester) I will reply with 5 pints in me
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> I do need abit of help!!!!!!!
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> shouyld i ask here out for a coffee!!!!!!!!!!!?????
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> I do need abit of help!!!!!!!
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> shouyld i ask here out for a coffee!!!!!!!!!!!?????
yes
In reply to jester:
you know she likes you and you're wondering whether you should ask her out...?
just ask her out, man!
you know she likes you and you're wondering whether you should ask her out...?
just ask her out, man!
In reply to Hjonesy:
proper LOL in a 'guffaw' way!
(this is my nomination for post of the night!)
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> Again.......WTF?!?! Lol! this guy is hilarious!
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> What are you trying to say Lassie?? Is a girl stuck down the well??!
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> Again.......WTF?!?! Lol! this guy is hilarious!
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> What are you trying to say Lassie?? Is a girl stuck down the well??!
proper LOL in a 'guffaw' way!
(this is my nomination for post of the night!)
In reply to jester:
Mate, whatever all that means I hope it works out for you. Currently sat with my mate polishing off the second bottle of red whilst he writes his third Valentines card. Running low on inspiration...
He's just written Happy B so now we're struggling. Can he get away with 'Happy Bloody Valentines' you reckon, or will he look like a serial killer?
Mate, whatever all that means I hope it works out for you. Currently sat with my mate polishing off the second bottle of red whilst he writes his third Valentines card. Running low on inspiration...
He's just written Happy B so now we're struggling. Can he get away with 'Happy Bloody Valentines' you reckon, or will he look like a serial killer?
In reply to CJD: but not right now when youre in this state
In reply to mark1984:
yes, the OP should maybe go back and see his mum for a few weeks and sweat it out of his system.
and brush his hair.
yes, the OP should maybe go back and see his mum for a few weeks and sweat it out of his system.
and brush his hair.
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In reply to Jon Hemlock:
Brilliant! Dismissive and caring all at the same time! Lol!
PMSL! Didn't he write it in pencil first to trace over in pen afterwards?!? Lol!!
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> Mate, whatever all that means I hope it works out for you.
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> Mate, whatever all that means I hope it works out for you.
Brilliant! Dismissive and caring all at the same time! Lol!
> He's just written Happy B so now we're struggling. Can he get away with 'Happy Bloody Valentines' you reckon, or will he look like a serial killer?
PMSL! Didn't he write it in pencil first to trace over in pen afterwards?!? Lol!!
In reply to CJD:
LOL! You SO know he needs to! ha ha ha
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> and brush his hair.
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> and brush his hair.
LOL! You SO know he needs to! ha ha ha
In reply to Hjonesy:
why, is he still learning to write?
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> PMSL! Didn't he write it in pencil first to trace over in pen afterwards?!? Lol!!
why, is he still learning to write?
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In reply to jester:
OP - seriously, do NOTHING now! Just lock yourself in your room, stick some Pink Floyd on your stereo and stare at your Bob Marley poster for 8 hours straight.
What you need to say will all become apparent tomorrow morning when you have eight gallons of coffee and a bacon buttie inside you!
OP - seriously, do NOTHING now! Just lock yourself in your room, stick some Pink Floyd on your stereo and stare at your Bob Marley poster for 8 hours straight.
What you need to say will all become apparent tomorrow morning when you have eight gallons of coffee and a bacon buttie inside you!
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In reply to Hjonesy: i feel the moment may have passed by then
In reply to Jon Hemlock:
follow that up with 'i have a lock of your hair' that should just about do it
> He's just written Happy B so now we're struggling. Can he get away with 'Happy Bloody Valentines' you reckon, or will he look like a serial killer?
follow that up with 'i have a lock of your hair' that should just about do it
In reply to Jon Hemlock:
He could write Happy - Beautiful Valentine you make me so happy!! Excuse me whilst I find a bucket but if he's written 3 already he is hardly sincere lol
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> Currently sat with my mate polishing off the second bottle of red whilst he writes his third Valentines card. Running low on inspiration...
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> He's just written Happy B so now we're struggling. Can he get away with 'Happy Bloody Valentines' you reckon, or will he look like a serial killer?
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> Currently sat with my mate polishing off the second bottle of red whilst he writes his third Valentines card. Running low on inspiration...
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> He's just written Happy B so now we're struggling. Can he get away with 'Happy Bloody Valentines' you reckon, or will he look like a serial killer?
He could write Happy - Beautiful Valentine you make me so happy!! Excuse me whilst I find a bucket but if he's written 3 already he is hardly sincere lol
In reply to Hjonesy:
are you sure about the coffee, he may get totally wired on the caffeine
and be more fuc*ed than he is now
are you sure about the coffee, he may get totally wired on the caffeine
and be more fuc*ed than he is now
In reply to Hjonesy:
Ha ha no, you might expect it from a twitchy teenager but he's 38!
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> PMSL! Didn't he write it in pencil first to trace over in pen afterwards?!? Lol!!
Ha ha no, you might expect it from a twitchy teenager but he's 38!
In reply to lost1977:
I find that hard to believe... though that said, he can still see the keyboard. And he knows that he's talking to people.
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> are you sure about the coffee, he may get totally wired on the caffeine
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> and be more fuc*ed than he is now
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> are you sure about the coffee, he may get totally wired on the caffeine
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> and be more fuc*ed than he is now
I find that hard to believe... though that said, he can still see the keyboard. And he knows that he's talking to people.
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In reply to CJD: Thursday its is I'm not in Lynn till then. Good Willing!
In reply to kyt421:
Do WHSmiths do a valentine's card box set or something?!? Like Christmas cards where you get 40 to a box with 4 different designs.....for that 'special someone'??
We should get Wingman one! Lol!
<<ducks>>
Do WHSmiths do a valentine's card box set or something?!? Like Christmas cards where you get 40 to a box with 4 different designs.....for that 'special someone'??
We should get Wingman one! Lol!
<<ducks>>
In reply to lost1977:
Is that possible?!
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> and be more fuc*ed than he is now
> and be more fuc*ed than he is now
Is that possible?!
In reply to jester:
when you're in King's Lynn, remember to Be Sober. And Not Off Your Face.
ladies don't like a drooler.
when you're in King's Lynn, remember to Be Sober. And Not Off Your Face.
ladies don't like a drooler.
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In reply to CJD:
Aha, but he thinks he can actually SEE us!!
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> I find that hard to believe... though that said, he can still see the keyboard. And he knows that he's talking to people.
Aha, but he thinks he can actually SEE us!!
In reply to jester: Hey just wait! I work dam hard at travelliung round the country performing for those that be!
I have a week of and i've got shit loads of work to catch up upon. If you think having a social life is easy come and try it.
I have a week of and i've got shit loads of work to catch up upon. If you think having a social life is easy come and try it.
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In reply to Hjonesy:
PMSL!!!!!!
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> Again.......WTF?!?! Lol! this guy is hilarious!
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> What are you trying to say Lassie?? Is a girl stuck down the well??!
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> Again.......WTF?!?! Lol! this guy is hilarious!
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> What are you trying to say Lassie?? Is a girl stuck down the well??!
PMSL!!!!!!
In reply to CJD:
oh shit i may have just worked it out , could this be the sender of your valentines card
oh shit i may have just worked it out , could this be the sender of your valentines card
In reply to jester:
are you *mad*? leave the comfort of my own home?
you da crazy fule, man.
> If you think having a social life is easy come and try it.
are you *mad*? leave the comfort of my own home?
you da crazy fule, man.
In reply to CJD:
Have you ever been to Kings Lynn
I thought that drooling was compulsory...
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> when you're in King's Lynn, remember to Be Sober. And Not Off Your Face.
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> ladies don't like a drooler.
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> when you're in King's Lynn, remember to Be Sober. And Not Off Your Face.
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> ladies don't like a drooler.
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Have you ever been to Kings Lynn
I thought that drooling was compulsory...
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In reply to lost1977:
PMSL!!! Classic!
Ohhhhh CJD....I despair for you my dear!
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> oh shit i may have just worked it out , could this be the sender of your valentines card
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> oh shit i may have just worked it out , could this be the sender of your valentines card
PMSL!!! Classic!
Ohhhhh CJD....I despair for you my dear!
In reply to Hjonesy:
LOLOLOL
You're on fire tonight girl!
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> Do WHSmiths do a valentine's card box set or something?!? Like Christmas cards where you get 40 to a box with 4 different designs.....for that 'special someone'??
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> We should get Wingman one! Lol!
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> <<ducks>>
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> Do WHSmiths do a valentine's card box set or something?!? Like Christmas cards where you get 40 to a box with 4 different designs.....for that 'special someone'??
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> We should get Wingman one! Lol!
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> <<ducks>>
LOLOLOL
You're on fire tonight girl!
In reply to marie: Ps I have to explain my intentions not comit sin! Ps The mother of all knots. See you when you learn to grow up
In reply to Hjonesy: ever thought you could be the one for him - you could settle him down!
send him a card (red wine spills and all) and see!
send him a card (red wine spills and all) and see!
In reply to jester:
who mentioned sin?
<covers childrens eyes>
<and ears>
just go and talk to the girl.
take some flowers.
who mentioned sin?
<covers childrens eyes>
<and ears>
just go and talk to the girl.
take some flowers.
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In reply to jester: To cutie Your face in a bleander
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In reply to jester:
if you're thinking of that as a chat up line may I be so bold as to suggest that it could do with a spot of tweaking?
it lacks a certain je ne sais quoi...
> (In reply to jester) To cutie Your face in a bleander
if you're thinking of that as a chat up line may I be so bold as to suggest that it could do with a spot of tweaking?
it lacks a certain je ne sais quoi...
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In reply to Hjonesy: wingman that is!
In reply to Glyn Jones:
He certainly makes a lot more sense than most of the chaps I meet! Lol!
> (In reply to Hjonesy) ever thought you could be the one for him - you could settle him down!
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> send him a card (red wine spills and all) and see!
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> send him a card (red wine spills and all) and see!
He certainly makes a lot more sense than most of the chaps I meet! Lol!
In reply to jester:
was meant to read
to cutie, your face is a blinder!!!
> (In reply to jester) To cutie Your face in a bleander
was meant to read
to cutie, your face is a blinder!!!
In reply to CJD: Shit I just looked at my opening gambit. T%hat was half a message to a girl at work and the other for this forum Please forgive any miss infomatioon didn't mean to upset the Locals!
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In reply to Glyn Jones:
Oh dear god! Clearly assumed that jester was a more sensible suggestion!
Lol!
No, Wingman is far too pretty and perfect for the likes of normal old me!
<<trying to win back favour if ever he should stumble across this>>
> (In reply to Hjonesy) wingman that is!
Oh dear god! Clearly assumed that jester was a more sensible suggestion!
Lol!
No, Wingman is far too pretty and perfect for the likes of normal old me!
<<trying to win back favour if ever he should stumble across this>>
In reply to CJD:
I think it's perfect!!! Needs no work at all!! Lol.
Can't wait to hear how it goes down!
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> if you're thinking of that as a chat up line may I be so bold as to suggest that it could do with a spot of tweaking?
> it lacks a certain je ne sais quoi...
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> if you're thinking of that as a chat up line may I be so bold as to suggest that it could do with a spot of tweaking?
> it lacks a certain je ne sais quoi...
I think it's perfect!!! Needs no work at all!! Lol.
Can't wait to hear how it goes down!
In reply to jester: stil no clearer
i've just seen his other post on ukc, looks like he's looking for a partner for Font
any volounteers ?
any volounteers ?
In reply to jester:
You're a superstar!
loving your work!
> (In reply to CJD) Shit I just looked at my opening gambit. T%hat was half a message to a girl at work and the other for this forum Please forgive any miss infomatioon didn't mean to upset the Locals!
You're a superstar!
loving your work!
In reply to Hjonesy:
Stop it, Im crying and laughing so hard and my bladder control isnt what it used to be
:oS
Stop it, Im crying and laughing so hard and my bladder control isnt what it used to be
:oS
In reply to Hjonesy:
Don't knock yourself - when compared to me - he's no oil painting (oily and cracking from age) whereas you are a young nubile attractive female that most men would go blind over (well fill tissues for) so he'd be glad to even be in your company.
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> No, Wingman is far too pretty and perfect for the likes of normal old me!
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> <<trying to win back favour if ever he should stumble across this>>
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> No, Wingman is far too pretty and perfect for the likes of normal old me!
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> <<trying to win back favour if ever he should stumble across this>>
Don't knock yourself - when compared to me - he's no oil painting (oily and cracking from age) whereas you are a young nubile attractive female that most men would go blind over (well fill tissues for) so he'd be glad to even be in your company.
In reply to marie:
I'm so glad I'm home alone this evening - my housemates would be beside themselves if they saw me now! Sitting in the kitchen, red wine in hand, laptop in front of me and p*ssing myself laughing out loud!
Pampers are the way forward for the lady who posts all evening!
I'm so glad I'm home alone this evening - my housemates would be beside themselves if they saw me now! Sitting in the kitchen, red wine in hand, laptop in front of me and p*ssing myself laughing out loud!
Pampers are the way forward for the lady who posts all evening!
In reply to Glyn Jones:
Oh Jonesy! You really know how to flatter a girl/turn a girl's stomach!
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> you are a young nubile attractive female that most men would go blind over (well fill tissues for)
Oh Jonesy! You really know how to flatter a girl/turn a girl's stomach!
In reply to Glyn Jones:
WTF????
I have just read this entire thread!! I have laughed from one end of it to the other!!
I think it has the makings of a good sketch!!
WTF????
I have just read this entire thread!! I have laughed from one end of it to the other!!
I think it has the makings of a good sketch!!
In reply to Hjonesy: I think Im going to purchase a commode and just perch on that!
In reply to Hjonesy:
thank you
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> Oh Jonesy! You really know how to flatter a girl/turn a girl's stomach!
thank you
In reply to Glyn Jones: Cheers! So i'm not he only one... Miss understood.
I'll see how it goes!!
Post for font still stands - Lost
I'll see how it goes!!
Post for font still stands - Lost
In reply to stomach:
It's a good'un isn't it?!
I was meant to take myself to bed an hour ago but I just can't tear myself away!
good sketch reminds me of that Peter Cook and Dudley Moore sketch about the guy that goes for the job interview with one leg! PMSL at that still.....oooh going to see if I can dig it out!
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> WTF????
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> I have just read this entire thread!! I have laughed from one end of it to the other!!
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> I think it has the makings of a good sketch!!
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> WTF????
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> I have just read this entire thread!! I have laughed from one end of it to the other!!
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> I think it has the makings of a good sketch!!
It's a good'un isn't it?!
I was meant to take myself to bed an hour ago but I just can't tear myself away!
good sketch reminds me of that Peter Cook and Dudley Moore sketch about the guy that goes for the job interview with one leg! PMSL at that still.....oooh going to see if I can dig it out!
In reply to stomach: YO! Hermione lover - sorry, forgot Ron Weasley lover!!!!!!!!!
How ya doin.
Sorry, need to write it in jester form
Dude fit for running coz the bird say i would but dunno if eating would kiss the clams
How ya doin.
Sorry, need to write it in jester form
Dude fit for running coz the bird say i would but dunno if eating would kiss the clams
In reply to marie:
I thought that's what I was on all evening, turns out it was just my housemate's dining room chair! oh well....
> (In reply to Hjonesy) I think Im going to purchase a commode and just perch on that!
I thought that's what I was on all evening, turns out it was just my housemate's dining room chair! oh well....
In reply to jester:
Me here is lost before. Now well all is! No lost no more!
Girl next door is not over here but there! Her face is in bleandre!
> (In reply to Glyn Jones) Cheers! So i'm not he only one... Miss understood.
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> I'll see how it goes!!
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> Post for font still stands - Lost
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> I'll see how it goes!!
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> Post for font still stands - Lost
Me here is lost before. Now well all is! No lost no more!
Girl next door is not over here but there! Her face is in bleandre!
In reply to jester:
Am almost tempted to drive you to font myself, just for the crack
> (In reply to Glyn Jones) Cheers! So i'm not he only one... Miss understood.
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> I'll see how it goes!!
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> Post for font still stands - Lost
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> I'll see how it goes!!
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> Post for font still stands - Lost
Am almost tempted to drive you to font myself, just for the crack
In reply to Hjonesy:
I cant see myself going to bed tonight!! This guy amazing is!!
yup, thats the sketch!! Hahaha! Must dig it out myself!!!
More post me I must read!
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> I was meant to take myself to bed an hour ago but I just can't tear myself away!
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> good sketch reminds me of that Peter Cook and Dudley Moore sketch about the guy that goes for the job interview with one leg! PMSL at that still.....oooh going to see if I can dig it out!
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> It's a good'un isn't it?!
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> I was meant to take myself to bed an hour ago but I just can't tear myself away!
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> good sketch reminds me of that Peter Cook and Dudley Moore sketch about the guy that goes for the job interview with one leg! PMSL at that still.....oooh going to see if I can dig it out!
I cant see myself going to bed tonight!! This guy amazing is!!
yup, thats the sketch!! Hahaha! Must dig it out myself!!!
More post me I must read!
In reply to Glyn Jones:
Evening Hagrid! Me good is tonight! you are no good dude or face in bleander?
> (In reply to stomach) YO! Hermione lover - sorry, forgot Ron Weasley lover!!!!!!!!!
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> Dude fit for running coz the bird say i would but dunno if eating would kiss the clams
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> How ya doin.
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> Sorry, need to write it in jester form
>
>
> Dude fit for running coz the bird say i would but dunno if eating would kiss the clams
Evening Hagrid! Me good is tonight! you are no good dude or face in bleander?
In reply to mwerner: lol
In reply to stomach:
btu marie sat quibble sit next to balls hjoneyseyzzey was saying that wingmand ist eine kleine nachtmusik
> (In reply to jester)
> [...]
>
>
> Me here is lost before. Now well all is! No lost no more!
>
> Girl next door is not over here but there! Her face is in bleandre!
> [...]
>
>
> Me here is lost before. Now well all is! No lost no more!
>
> Girl next door is not over here but there! Her face is in bleandre!
btu marie sat quibble sit next to balls hjoneyseyzzey was saying that wingmand ist eine kleine nachtmusik
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In reply to stomach:
> (In reply to Hjonesy)
> [...]
>
> I cant see myself going to bed tonight!! This guy amazing is!!
>
> yup, thats the sketch!! Hahaha! Must dig it out myself!!!
>
> More post me I must read!
I've just sat down btw to enjoy the show, anyone got a bottle opener
> [...]
>
> I cant see myself going to bed tonight!! This guy amazing is!!
>
> yup, thats the sketch!! Hahaha! Must dig it out myself!!!
>
> More post me I must read!
In reply to jester: Please with the Jesting You hurt a boys dreams.
In reply to mwerner:
Just for the 'crack' or for the 'craic' - you need to make sure you make things VERY clear to this fella I fear!
Just for the 'crack' or for the 'craic' - you need to make sure you make things VERY clear to this fella I fear!
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In reply to jester:
we'll be having less about your dreams, young man.
this is a *family* forum for good clean folk.
we'll be having less about your dreams, young man.
this is a *family* forum for good clean folk.
In reply to Glyn Jones:
Marie has bleander on her face too with Hjonesy on her face also! comode over their bums so f#ck you!
> (In reply to stomach)
> [...]
>
> btu marie sat quibble sit next to balls hjoneyseyzzey was saying that wingmand ist eine kleine nachtmusik
> [...]
>
> btu marie sat quibble sit next to balls hjoneyseyzzey was saying that wingmand ist eine kleine nachtmusik
Marie has bleander on her face too with Hjonesy on her face also! comode over their bums so f#ck you!
In reply to CJD:
He isnt clean he is! girl next door has bleander on her face!
> (In reply to jester)
>
> we'll be having less about your dreams, young man.
>
> this is a *family* forum for good clean folk.
>
> we'll be having less about your dreams, young man.
>
> this is a *family* forum for good clean folk.
He isnt clean he is! girl next door has bleander on her face!
In reply to jester !!! sorry anybody have a bottle of sanitiser. Its just old CjD giving me hell
In reply to CJD:
Now THAT would be a read and a half wouldn't it?! Would make old House of Leaves look like a Mr.Men special!
> (In reply to jester)
>
> we'll be having less about your dreams, young man.
>
> this is a *family* forum for good clean folk.
>
> we'll be having less about your dreams, young man.
>
> this is a *family* forum for good clean folk.
Now THAT would be a read and a half wouldn't it?! Would make old House of Leaves look like a Mr.Men special!
In reply to Hjonesy:
Aye yes, a schoolboy error
> (In reply to mwerner)
>
> Just for the 'crack' or for the 'craic' - you need to make sure you make things VERY clear to this fella I fear!
>
> Just for the 'crack' or for the 'craic' - you need to make sure you make things VERY clear to this fella I fear!
Aye yes, a schoolboy error
In reply to jester:
it's all meant in an affectionate way, young jester me lad
you're loving the attention (and dating tips) really.
it's all meant in an affectionate way, young jester me lad
you're loving the attention (and dating tips) really.
In reply to stomach:
Ewwww.....Not sure I'm liking this!
> (In reply to Glyn Jones)
> [...]
>
> Marie has bleander on her face too with Hjonesy on her face also! comode over their bums so f#ck you!
> [...]
>
> Marie has bleander on her face too with Hjonesy on her face also! comode over their bums so f#ck you!
Ewwww.....Not sure I'm liking this!
In reply to stomach:
I sing to you
A lot of people ask me.. am I afraid of death..
Hell yeah I'm afraid of death
I don't want to die yet
A lot of people think.. that I worship the devil..
f*ck f*ck, o there so wrong, i only do it a bit
that I do all types of.. retarded sh*t
Look, I can't change the way I think
And I can't change the way I am
But if I offended you? Good
Cause I still don't give a f*ck
I'm zonin off of one joint, stoppin a limo
Hopped in the window, shoppin a demo at gunpoint
A lyricist without a clue, what year is this?
F*ckin needle, here's a sword, bodypierce with this
Livin amuk, never givin a f*ck
Gimme the keys I'm drunk, and I've never driven a truck
But I've smoked dope in a cab
I'll stab you with the sharpest knife I can grab
Come back the next week and re-open your scab (YEAH!)
A killer instinct runs in the blood
Emptyin full clips and buryin guns in the mud
I've calmed down now I was heavy once into drugs
I could walk around straight for two months with a buzz
My brain's gone, my soul's worn and my spirit is torn
The rest of my body's still bein operated on
I'm ducked the f*ck down while I'm writin this rhyme
Cause I'm probably gonna get struck with lightnin this time
For all the weed that I've smoked yo this blunt's for you
To all the people I've offended yeah f*ck you too!
To all the friends I used to have yo I miss my past
But the rest of you a*seholes can kiss my a*se
For all the f*cking drugs that I've done yo I'm still gon' do
To all the shitty people I've offended yeah f*ck you too!
For everytime I reminisce yo I miss my past
But I still don't give a f*ck, y'all can kiss my a*se
I walked into a gunfight with a knife to kill you
And cut you so fast when your blood spilled it was still blue
I'll hang you til you dangle and chain you with both ankles
And pull you apart from both angles
I wanna crush your skull til your brains leaks out of your veins
And bust open like broken water mains
So tell Saddam not to bother with makin another bomb
Cause I'm crushin the whole world in my palm
Got your girl on my arm and I'm armed with a firearm
So big my entire arm is a giant firebomb
Buy your mom a shirt with a Slim Shady iron-on
And the pants to match ("Here momma try em on")
I get imaginative with a mouth full of adjectives,
a brain full of adverbs, and a box full of laxatives
(Shittin on rappers) Causin hospital accidents
God help me before I commit some irresponsible acts again
For all the weed that I've smoked yo this blunt's for you
To all the people I've offended yeah f*ck you too!
To all the friends I used to have yo I miss my past
But the rest of you assholes can kiss my ass
For all the drugs that I've done yo I'm still gon' do
To all the people I've offended yeah f*ck you too!
For everytime I reminisce yo I miss my past
But I still don't give a f*ck, y'all can kiss my ass
I wanted an album so rugged nobody could touch it
Spend a million a track and went over my budget (Oh shit)
Now how in the f*ck am I supposed to get out of debt?
I can't rap anymore - I just murdered the alphabet
Drug sickness got me doin some bugged twitches
I'm withdrawn from crack so bad my blood itches
I don't rap to get the women - f*ck bitches
Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes
Never ran with a click I'm a posse
Kamikaze, strappin a motherf*ckin bomb across me
From the second I was born, my momma lost me
I'm a cross between Manson, Esham and Ozzy
I don't know why the f*ck I'm here in the first place
My worst day on this earth was my first birthday
Retarded? What did that nurse say? Brain damage?
F*ck, I was born during the earthquake
For all the weed that I've smoked yo this blunt's for you
To all the people I've offended yeah f*ck you too!
To all the friends I used to have yo I miss my past
But the rest of you assholes can kiss my ass
For all the drugs that I've done yo I'm still gon' do
To all the people I've offended yeah f*ck you too!
For everytime I reminisce yo I miss my past
But I still don't give a f*ck, y'all can kiss my ass
> (In reply to Glyn Jones)
> [...]
>
>
> Evening Hagrid! Me good is tonight! you are no good dude or face in bleander?
> [...]
>
>
> Evening Hagrid! Me good is tonight! you are no good dude or face in bleander?
I sing to you
A lot of people ask me.. am I afraid of death..
Hell yeah I'm afraid of death
I don't want to die yet
A lot of people think.. that I worship the devil..
f*ck f*ck, o there so wrong, i only do it a bit
that I do all types of.. retarded sh*t
Look, I can't change the way I think
And I can't change the way I am
But if I offended you? Good
Cause I still don't give a f*ck
I'm zonin off of one joint, stoppin a limo
Hopped in the window, shoppin a demo at gunpoint
A lyricist without a clue, what year is this?
F*ckin needle, here's a sword, bodypierce with this
Livin amuk, never givin a f*ck
Gimme the keys I'm drunk, and I've never driven a truck
But I've smoked dope in a cab
I'll stab you with the sharpest knife I can grab
Come back the next week and re-open your scab (YEAH!)
A killer instinct runs in the blood
Emptyin full clips and buryin guns in the mud
I've calmed down now I was heavy once into drugs
I could walk around straight for two months with a buzz
My brain's gone, my soul's worn and my spirit is torn
The rest of my body's still bein operated on
I'm ducked the f*ck down while I'm writin this rhyme
Cause I'm probably gonna get struck with lightnin this time
For all the weed that I've smoked yo this blunt's for you
To all the people I've offended yeah f*ck you too!
To all the friends I used to have yo I miss my past
But the rest of you a*seholes can kiss my a*se
For all the f*cking drugs that I've done yo I'm still gon' do
To all the shitty people I've offended yeah f*ck you too!
For everytime I reminisce yo I miss my past
But I still don't give a f*ck, y'all can kiss my a*se
I walked into a gunfight with a knife to kill you
And cut you so fast when your blood spilled it was still blue
I'll hang you til you dangle and chain you with both ankles
And pull you apart from both angles
I wanna crush your skull til your brains leaks out of your veins
And bust open like broken water mains
So tell Saddam not to bother with makin another bomb
Cause I'm crushin the whole world in my palm
Got your girl on my arm and I'm armed with a firearm
So big my entire arm is a giant firebomb
Buy your mom a shirt with a Slim Shady iron-on
And the pants to match ("Here momma try em on")
I get imaginative with a mouth full of adjectives,
a brain full of adverbs, and a box full of laxatives
(Shittin on rappers) Causin hospital accidents
God help me before I commit some irresponsible acts again
For all the weed that I've smoked yo this blunt's for you
To all the people I've offended yeah f*ck you too!
To all the friends I used to have yo I miss my past
But the rest of you assholes can kiss my ass
For all the drugs that I've done yo I'm still gon' do
To all the people I've offended yeah f*ck you too!
For everytime I reminisce yo I miss my past
But I still don't give a f*ck, y'all can kiss my ass
I wanted an album so rugged nobody could touch it
Spend a million a track and went over my budget (Oh shit)
Now how in the f*ck am I supposed to get out of debt?
I can't rap anymore - I just murdered the alphabet
Drug sickness got me doin some bugged twitches
I'm withdrawn from crack so bad my blood itches
I don't rap to get the women - f*ck bitches
Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes
Never ran with a click I'm a posse
Kamikaze, strappin a motherf*ckin bomb across me
From the second I was born, my momma lost me
I'm a cross between Manson, Esham and Ozzy
I don't know why the f*ck I'm here in the first place
My worst day on this earth was my first birthday
Retarded? What did that nurse say? Brain damage?
F*ck, I was born during the earthquake
For all the weed that I've smoked yo this blunt's for you
To all the people I've offended yeah f*ck you too!
To all the friends I used to have yo I miss my past
But the rest of you assholes can kiss my ass
For all the drugs that I've done yo I'm still gon' do
To all the people I've offended yeah f*ck you too!
For everytime I reminisce yo I miss my past
But I still don't give a f*ck, y'all can kiss my ass
In reply to stomach: Nice word how doo become so illiterate
In reply to Hjonesy:
I think he would be Mr Smackedofhistits
> (In reply to CJD)
> [...]
>
> Now THAT would be a read and a half wouldn't it?! Would make old House of Leaves look like a Mr.Men special!
> [...]
>
> Now THAT would be a read and a half wouldn't it?! Would make old House of Leaves look like a Mr.Men special!
I think he would be Mr Smackedofhistits
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In reply to marie: Sweetie I'd lie if I was to say 'then agian bleander cheese tasty whip so told all that CJD had balls'
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In reply to marie:
I dread to think! Don't ask!
> (In reply to Hjonesy) I did ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww too
>
> what is bleander? or maybe I shouldnt ask :oS
>
> what is bleander? or maybe I shouldnt ask :oS
I dread to think! Don't ask!
In reply to jester:
Me thinks it does may come too all so maybe naturally!
> (In reply to stomach) Nice word how doo become so illiterate
Me thinks it does may come too all so maybe naturally!
In reply to Hjonesy:
do you think he may sell us some? lol!
> (In reply to stomach)
> [...]
>
> Hell yeah Cheech!
> [...]
>
> Hell yeah Cheech!
do you think he may sell us some? lol!
In reply to Hjonesy: Good dam it wheres my bible Blender Moth*rf*ck*r
In reply to jester:
I think I love you!
> (In reply to Hjonesy) Good dam it wheres my bible Blender Moth*rf*ck*r
I think I love you!
In reply to Hjonesy:
get behind me bitch! I saw him first!
> (In reply to jester)
> [...]
>
> I think I love you!
> [...]
>
> I think I love you!
get behind me bitch! I saw him first!
In reply to jester: a sphinctersayswhat?
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In reply to CJD:
No I saw him first! and you already have a valentines card!!
> (In reply to Hjonesy)
> [...]
>
>
> get behind me bitch! I saw him first!
> [...]
>
>
> get behind me bitch! I saw him first!
No I saw him first! and you already have a valentines card!!
In reply to CJD:
Hey you go got yourself a Valentine galfriend!
<<sucks teeth>>
> (In reply to Hjonesy)
> [...]
>
>
> get behind me bitch! I saw him first!
> [...]
>
>
> get behind me bitch! I saw him first!
Hey you go got yourself a Valentine galfriend!
<<sucks teeth>>
In reply to stomach:
it's from him! he's *my* boyfriend!
wanna thumbwrestle over him?
> (In reply to CJD)
> [...]
>
>
> No I saw him first! and you already have a valentines card!!
> [...]
>
>
> No I saw him first! and you already have a valentines card!!
it's from him! he's *my* boyfriend!
wanna thumbwrestle over him?
In reply to CJD:
1,2,3,4,I declare thumb war........
> (In reply to stomach)
> [...]
>
> it's from him! he's *my* boyfriend!
>
> wanna thumbwrestle over him?
> [...]
>
> it's from him! he's *my* boyfriend!
>
> wanna thumbwrestle over him?
1,2,3,4,I declare thumb war........
In reply to jester:
Thanks for posting.
If after Font you are ever heading up to Scotland drop me a line through the forums... You're welcome to stay.
Goodnight.
Thanks for posting.
If after Font you are ever heading up to Scotland drop me a line through the forums... You're welcome to stay.
Goodnight.
In reply to CJD:
Ok! Put your thumbs up!
> (In reply to stomach)
> [...]
>
> it's from him! he's *my* boyfriend!
>
> wanna thumbwrestle over him?
> [...]
>
> it's from him! he's *my* boyfriend!
>
> wanna thumbwrestle over him?
Ok! Put your thumbs up!
In reply to Hjonesy: Hewy boys that real sweet but " i got a canoe Saftey test and Girl to w000." Post you soon.
In reply to jester:
Woo hoo!! I'm IN!
> (In reply to Hjonesy) Hewy boys that real sweet but " i got a canoe Saftey test and Girl to w000." Post you soon.
Woo hoo!! I'm IN!
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In reply to Hjonesy: I'd rather tie the rope round a tree, it'd be more..stable.
Hey jester, this train from morocco to spain, how regular is it?
Hey jester, this train from morocco to spain, how regular is it?
In reply to marie:
*GASP*! Maybe........
Oooooh exciting!
> (In reply to Hjonesy) Oooooooooooh
>
> Where's she gone?
>
> Maybe her phone did ring at midnight!!
>
> Where's she gone?
>
> Maybe her phone did ring at midnight!!
*GASP*! Maybe........
Oooooh exciting!
In reply to marie:
The plot thickens..........
Off to bed now though, have to be up in 5.5hrs. Groan!
> (In reply to Hjonesy) Hang on
>
> Jester went too...
>
> Jester went too...
The plot thickens..........
Off to bed now though, have to be up in 5.5hrs. Groan!
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In reply to marie:
Could be a loooooonnnnng call judging by his current ability to articulate himself! Lol
> (In reply to Hjonesy) Hang on
>
> Jester went too...
>
> Jester went too...
Could be a loooooonnnnng call judging by his current ability to articulate himself! Lol
In reply to marie:
Have an 8.30 meeting with my manager I've just remembered. Oh the joy.....
> (In reply to Hjonesy) Night!
>
> I have the day off YIPPEE!!
>
> I have the day off YIPPEE!!
Have an 8.30 meeting with my manager I've just remembered. Oh the joy.....
In reply to Hjonesy:
lolol
Maybe he's better verbally than written
Or maybe not...
:oS
> (In reply to marie)
> [...]
>
> Could be a loooooonnnnng call judging by his current ability to articulate himself! Lol
> [...]
>
> Could be a loooooonnnnng call judging by his current ability to articulate himself! Lol
lolol
Maybe he's better verbally than written
Or maybe not...
:oS
In reply to Hjonesy:
how the hell did you lot put up 145 postings on one thread in 80 minutes, got saint vitus dance in your fingers?
how the hell did you lot put up 145 postings on one thread in 80 minutes, got saint vitus dance in your fingers?
In reply to sutty:
just practice!! :0)
> (In reply to Hjonesy)
>
> how the hell did you lot put up 145 postings on one thread in 80 minutes, got saint vitus dance in your fingers?
>
> how the hell did you lot put up 145 postings on one thread in 80 minutes, got saint vitus dance in your fingers?
just practice!! :0)
In reply to jester: Hmmmm, I'm not quite sure what you mean. In fact I have no idea, i put it into my computer's translation thingy and a bit of smoke came out of the CD drive, but no english translation unfortunately. I think there is a girl involved, so my piece of avice would be this: Don't, whatever you do, write this girl a love letter or valentines card. Not a good look. If you fancy her, ask her out for a drink. The chances are she'll say yes, and everyone's a winner. Unless you speak like you type. In which case you have my deepest sympathies....
Sam
Sam
In reply to sam the man:
Sam, it could be worse. He could look like he types...
An alternative point of view is this: Jester's stream of conciousness posting, poorly punctuated and with no concession to spelling or grammar, make him the James Joyce of UKC. His modernist style will be frequently imitated but never equalled. And like Joyce's work, what he writes is so difficult to understand as to be unreadable. As with Joyce, whether this makes Jester extremely good or extremely bad will be a focus of debate amongst scholars for many years to come.
T.
No, really
> Unless you speak like you type. In which case you have my deepest sympathies....
Sam, it could be worse. He could look like he types...
An alternative point of view is this: Jester's stream of conciousness posting, poorly punctuated and with no concession to spelling or grammar, make him the James Joyce of UKC. His modernist style will be frequently imitated but never equalled. And like Joyce's work, what he writes is so difficult to understand as to be unreadable. As with Joyce, whether this makes Jester extremely good or extremely bad will be a focus of debate amongst scholars for many years to come.
T.
No, really
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