In reply to Danger:
Ah...Bishop Auckland. Let's face it, it's a complete mystery to me why any bishop would choose to spend five minutes there, let alone build a bloody palace there.
Nestled on the fringes of the Durham Dales, it is a tedious and unpleasant place in the extreme - even Darlington seems like an oasis of culture and high society in comparison.
All is not lost, however. If you have a car, you can leave Bishop Auckland on a frequent basis, taking care not to glance in the rear view mirror as you go.
Climbing...indoors, there is a wall at Newton Aycliffe, which should do you for a month or so during the week.
Outside, you're not perfectly positioned, but it could be worse, I suppose. You can get to Scugdale in about 45-50 minutes if you take the 'fast' road past Sedgefield and then the A14 southwards.
Goldsborough Carr is about 30-35 mins away on the back roads to Middleton-in-Teesdale.
Northumberland looks like it should be reachable, but it will take you about 50 mins to an hour to get past Newcastle from Bishop, and then the rest to get there. I rarely climbed there, although it's a weekend possibility. But so is the Peak, Lakes, by that measure.
I don't live on the patch any more. There are some Durham based folks who may chip in with words of wisdom to lift your spirits.
Enjoy....