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smells like rock!

note means of fixing to climbing surface is at buyers discretion

http://www.cepolina.com/freephoto/f/nature.stones/beach.round.stones.jpg

In reply to Dave Murphy:

how much are you selling them for? got to be worth £100 for 20?

In reply to nikinko:

can do em for 100 for £20

In reply to Dave Murphy:

buyer pays postage

In reply to Dave Murphy:

With no reference of scale how are we to know how big they are!!
They could be as big as a house, or as small as a grain of rice!!

In reply to Dave Murphy:

If I was to erect a woodey, say not quite as steep as vertical, and stick three of your holds on it...


what would the grade be?

In reply to Souljah:

the largest would be about the size of a cantoloup mellon

werver it will not look like mellon or feal like mellon or smell like mellon

it will

look like rock, feel like rock, smell like rock

In reply to nikinko:

given their jugginess

it would be at the lower wend of any grade you designed for

In reply to Dave Murphy:

I got told off once for walking off a beach with a rock .. was told it was illegal and I could get fined £1000. Seriously!!!!!!!!

In reply to JimR:
There are people that look at a beach and think, 'wouldn't those stones look nice in my garden?', so the take a load away. If everyone did that it would be a lot of stones.

On certain beaches, the stones have been paid for by the council and put there, I think to help stop erosion.

So people taking stones are 1) stealing and 2) undoing the councils efforts at stopping erosion.

Knowing the above, the fine does not sound so silly.

In reply to Bob kate bob:

I wil lnot be taking the stones from the beach.

These rocks were not illegaly taken from a beach

In reply to Dave Murphy: I didn't think that you would, just replying to Jim's post.

In reply to Dave Murphy:


They were ilegaly taken from a aggrigate supplier!!

still no bother hey they had loads and loads one truck full aint gonna be missed.

In reply to Dave Murphy:

Dave

you are a total and absoloute f*ckin dickhead!

In reply to Dave Murphy: are you sure they feel like rock, they don't look natural to me?

In reply to Tris:

oh yes they feel like rock

you can return them ( at your expense) for full refund if there not damaged less p&P obviously

In reply to Emma babe:

and u are?

In reply to Dave Murphy: would they come with a training regime leaflet?

In reply to Tris:

I merely provide the holds that

look like rock, feel like rock ,smell like rock

all issues regarding thir imtregation into climbing wall and appropiate trainign regime is left to purchaser

In reply to Dave Murphy: I know someone that does these, and they come with a training leaflet:

http://tinyurl.com/39xsvj

In reply to Tris:

well in tha tcase ill match em and provide trainign leaflet

ps good pic thats what i was lookign for originaly

In reply to Dave Murphy: have just researched some more and there's a site selling these with a training leaflet and lifetime guarantee and free shipping:

http://tinyurl.com/2whtzo

oh, and they are multi-coloured...

In reply to Dave Murphy:

If that's a pic of the finished climbing wall there are way too many holds on it.

Also do you have a supplier local to me, as I may have seen some similar holds at my nearest garden centre?

If I send you the money could I just go to the beach and select my own holds?

In reply to Dave Murphy:

The lovely 'Emma' drives a 32 tonne articulated lorry, weighs 23 stone, smokes 80 a day drinks, 14 pints a day and likes to pretend to be a girl as he has never met any.

hope this helps ?

In reply to the crabbit man:



yes but that would be theft,

im selling them

In reply to Bitter&Twisted:

lol, is that right Emma, do you have a pair of nads?

In reply to Dave Murphy:

>"looks like rock, feels like rock, smells like rock!"

But I bet they just taste salty.

In reply to Dave Murphy:

Will they still smell like rock if I glue them on? Surely they's smell of glue.

jk

In reply to jkarran:

No, i can also provide rock scent spray for after when you clean em to restore that "brand new rock" aroma

In reply to Dave Murphy:

How can it be theft if I've sent you the money?