In reply to mystery luke:
When I said 'no chance whatsoever' I meant in the context of the improvements made and achievements mentioned prior to that point. I think if Sircumfirins were one of those rare and almost mythical beasts who does go from zero to hero in a flash, that would have been more apparent in earlier posts.
I'm a firm believer that certain benchmark abilities generally (although not strictly; there are excpetions) correlate with grades and/or abilities, in exactly the same way that (e.g.) most of the front row in most international level rugby teams can squat a similar amount of weight, although, yes, agreed, you have to be careful trying to quanitfy things in climbing to the same extent. To climb V11/8A, I would suggest, generally, that you should be able to do a basic 1-5-9 on middle campus rungs, do one or more clean one-armers on each arm without too much hassle and deadhang by one hand from mid-sized campus rungs on either hand, for five seconds or more. That was, roughly, where I needed to be to send 8A. Of course, it depends upon the problem and the individual, and the skill/accuracy/timing associated with doing a LOT of climbing also needs to be in place, but I still believe this to be a useful rule of thumb...
Extend this to the top end, 8C and above, and guys like Fred Nic can crank out quite a few one armers and dangle around for ages, hanging one handed off of small campus rungs. 8C comes from enormous skill, PLUS massive physical strength. You'll hear a lot of anecdotal stories about Dave G not being able to do one-armers, etc, but in general that's bollocks. Generally speaking, people climbing at or above 8A are massively strong compared to most people climbing V8 (i.e. you). Takes a long time to get really strong, and maybe longer to develop really polished skill, accuracy and timing, but it will come. Just not in 18 months. Don't forget, you're still in that 'fast gainer' stage and have yet to hit a really solid plateau. You may have experienced one or two slow downs in gains, but trust me, they're not the same as solid plateaus, which can last years.
In summary, there's no magic to it. Just dedication, consistency, inspiration, sacrifice, good nutrition, plenty of water, plenty of sleep, not too much beer (he said, sipping his beer on a Friday night - hey, it's been a long week and it's 6:15 on a gorgeous, sunny Spring evening here in Alberta. The kids are watching 101 Dalmations and singing 'Cruella De Ville').
Keep it up and, as you're clearly doing, use the negative crap from the naysayers and jealous little bitches to your advantage (I hope you don't think I'm being negative). If you're ever in the Bow Valley near Calgary, drop me a line and I'll take you out to try some local 8A's. But, of course, only if you've made the grade; I could never be seen with sub-8A climbers