In reply to adam carless:
Just thought I'd let people know, I was chopped up and stitched back together again on Friday (6 days from injury to surgery), and am now sporting a huge old-skool plaster cast. They kicked me out on Saturday and currently it looks like I'll be in again next week for them to check the op worked and that I haven't gone rotten. With any luck they'll give me a nice light plastic cast at the same time.
New tips learnt so far:
- hospitals are soul destroying places
- nurses are masters of being calm
- anaesthetists are magic people who talk to you for a few seconds, then in an instant turn into nurses in a different room
- hospital radio seems to be a thing of the past, each bed gets a tv/radio/internet console (which takes credit cards) within easy reach, and an emergency button placed just out of reach.
- the clever waggly beds are fun
- postponed surgery is a great way to lose weight fast (nil by mouth for nearly two days)