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Women drivers. It's all your fault

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 Dominion 03 Dec 2011
...letting women drive would increase prostitution, pornography, homosexuality and divorce.

and

A report in Saudi Arabia has warned that if Saudi women were given the right to drive, it would spell the end of virginity in the country.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-16011926



A Saudi woman who has campaigned for women drivers told the BBC that the report was completely mad.



So A)the report is completely mad

or B) allowing women to drive is going to reduce virgins, and increase homosexuality?


What do you reckon?

 Robert Durran 03 Dec 2011
In reply to Dominion:
> ...letting women drive would increase prostitution, pornography, homosexuality and divorce.

Is that Clarkson fellow stirring thngs up again?
 Bulls Crack 03 Dec 2011
In reply to Dominion:

God preserve us from this religious nonsense.
 Jaffacake 03 Dec 2011
In reply to Dominion:

I assume if we women are allowed to drive we will use our new found rights to drive to good places to be a prostitute and star in porn, leave our husbands who will then turn to other men.
 jonnie3430 03 Dec 2011
In reply to Bulls Crack:
> (In reply to Dominion)
>
> God preserve us from this religious nonsense.

LOL!!
OP Dominion 03 Dec 2011
In reply to Jaffacake:

Happens all the time round here, every bloke whose girlfriend or wife drives turned homosexual the moment "his woman" demanded the keys to the car...

And all women drivers are prostitutes.

Those are facts!


 teflonpete 03 Dec 2011
In reply to Dominion:

> What do you reckon?

> B) allowing women to drive is going to reduce virgins, and increase homosexuality?

Obviously!
Allowing women to drive will reduce virgins as they'll all be shagging in the back of the car.

Going down to the town hall to collect a driving licence will increase homosexuality because town halls are where the lesbians hang out.

QED


However, the virtue of fair maidens of Saudi Arabia might be protected for longer if there is a 'reverse into a parking space in Tesco's car park' module in the driving test, as no woman is ever going to pass that. ;0)
OP Dominion 03 Dec 2011
In reply to teflonpete:

> However, the virtue of fair maidens of Saudi Arabia might be protected for longer if there is a 'reverse into a parking space in Tesco's car park' module in the driving test, as no woman is ever going to pass that. ;0)

Cleric! You are a Saudi Arabian Cleric, and I claim my £5.

Mind you, I bet he'd fail that test - although I expect he'd have his chauffeur take his driving test, so he wouldn't have to do menial tasks like that, in case he was distracted from his holy thoughts by seeing a woman driver, and immediately turned into a homosexual...


 Jaffacake 03 Dec 2011
In reply to teflonpete:

Well yes, I mean why would we reverse into a car parking space at Tesco? Then we wouldn't be able to get to the boot to put our shopping in!

Blokes are daft.
 The New NickB 04 Dec 2011
In reply to Dominion:

Women driving (code for a little more freedom for women) would probably increase the number of virgins, but probably not as the report intended.
 teflonpete 04 Dec 2011
In reply to Jaffacake:
> (In reply to teflonpete)
>
> Well yes, I mean why would we reverse into a car parking space at Tesco? Then we wouldn't be able to get to the boot to put our shopping in!
>
> Blokes are daft.

No, it just gives you the opportunity to dent the doors of the car next to yours with the shopping trolley, seems to be a hobby round our way.

You are allowed to drive a shopping trolley by the way, that is perfectly acceptable and shouldn't turn you into a lesbian under normal circumstances. ;0)
 bluebealach 04 Dec 2011
In reply to Jaffacake:
> (In reply to Dominion)
>
> I assume if we women are allowed to drive we will use our new found rights to drive star in porn, leave our husbands who will then turn to other men.

With an abundant amount of porn in circulation, homosexuality would not NOT be an option...)

 Chris the Tall 04 Dec 2011
In reply to Jaffacake:
> (In reply to Dominion)
>
> I assume if we women are allowed to drive we will use our new found rights to drive to good places to be a prostitute and star in porn, leave our husbands who will then turn to other men.

Thanks for explaining it, I was starting to think these folks might be completely illogical
 Trangia 04 Dec 2011
In reply to Dominion:

What effect on the number of driving virgins and prostitutes will introducing a congestion charge in Riyadh have? This would undoubtably contribute to more men turning to homosexuality.

The whole idea spells a catestrophic end to all sense of morality.

Whatever next? You've only got to look at what has happened to London.
marmot hunter 04 Dec 2011
In reply to Trangia:
Almost as interesting is that the BBC isn't allowing comments on its page - probably frightened of another Clarksongate!
I hope this story makes it to 'Have I got News For You', but I bet it doesn't the Beeb is too frightened!
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