In reply to higherclimbingwales:
when people find out you're a climber the daftest ones are always "would you like to do Everest?" or "do you have them thing that you hammer into the rock then?"
Working on the railways stupid questions are a daily event, perhaps not stupid to those that ask but they seem stupid to us!
"does this train go to Preston?"
yes
"but it has Manchester on the front"
2 trains on platform - "which one is it?"
the one with the engines running, the lights on and all the people sat on it...
Sat in my cab at Manchester Piccadilly, woman knocks on my side window
"Is this train for Sale?"
"No love, its not mine to sell"
The best one which went on for several YEARS was the last Blackpool to Liverpool train, it departed at 22.11.
half ten every Fri and Sat night, pissed up Wiganers and Scousers would arrive and ask where the last Liverpool train was?
"its gone, no more trains to Liverpool tonight"
"but I asked at the ticket office this afternoon and they said the last train was twenty to eleven, its only half ten now"
"I think sir will find the ticket office told you 22.11 not twenty to eleven"
We eventually got the train re-timed to 22.09 and had any more problems.